Where do we begin. We will paint a very detailed picture for you, but before we want to stress how amazing the front desk employee was.
1.) We should have been tipped off by the smell of the key...was it just dipped in a toilet?
2.) Why did we have a rusty desk...we recommend a tetanus shot before entering...
**3.) And here is the kicker...my dog wouldn't even jump on the bed or couch, which in itself should say enough.
4.) It smelt like a port-a-potty, in fact, we felt as though we were in a port-a-potty
5.) No ceiling tiles in the bathroom...
6.) Roach motel is more like it
7.) We literally stood in the middle of the room looking around in shock and that was it...our stay lasted 5 minutes...
8.) We wouldn't even bring a grenade back to this joint
9.) NOT SMOOSHED APPROVED, unless you are looking to get an STD from the sheets, toilets, etc.
DO NOT GO...NO MATTER WHAT!
- Glendale Hotel Seaside Heights
- Glendale Motel Seaside Heights
