Look, if you book a stay here thinking it's a lovely little B&B then you're a moron and no one cares about your opinion.
However, if you are a Lizzie Borden fan (or a true crime buff, or a paranormal buff or a Victorian history buff) then you WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED!
The owner and the staff are amazing and truly love the house. The tour is great, the rooms are great. Of course Fall River is a dump, but who cares??? Of course the tour guides try to spook you a little, but they're having fun. Remember fun??? And although they are a bit cheesy they're EXTREMELY knowable and probably know more about that house and those murders than you know about anything, so give them a break and take a chill pill!
If you are interested in the Lizzie Borden House, BY ALL MEANS GO -- it will be one of your favorite experiences ever! If you're looking for a Martha Stewart experience please stay away and don't spoil our happy place.
-Erin, Colorado
