This place is the most discusting and horrible place I have ever stayed. The employees are rude and discosting themselve. Avoid staying here by all means stay under a bridge you will sleep better and get a better treatment.

When ape like creatures gathered themselves together, invented fire, realised the absence of humour in Adam Sandler films and finally moved out of feces lined caves, I think they imagined they would never return to that place. Sadly, some modern day hominids had the misfortune of unearthing the cave, or Parisian Hotel & Suites as they call it now.

The subsequent million years haven't been kind to the place, though it may pass for a museum of;

a) Strange coloured stains, upon all fittings.
b) The horrors of the drug trade, the syringes carefully displayed in separate draws.
c) Conception techniques throughout the ages, from the modern condom beneath the bed, to the shower that only ran in ice cold jets straight from a Russian base in the Arctic.

Like all good museums, out front was displayed several mummified bodies, tenuously referred to as "staff" They really were quite convincing, I though I saw one of them move slightly, but to believe that would be a bit daft.

Horrible customer service, both when I tried contacting them via phone to ask some questions about check-in and luggage(I asked when check-in was, they told me and then promptly hung-up without letting me ask any other questions I might have had, or informing me about an early check-in option they had.) They had a complimentary breakfast, but it was pastries that were hard and nasty.

Other than the customer services issues I had, the rooms smelled pretty bad, and you could hear EVERYTHING from down the halls. The place obviously hasn't had a revamp since the 80s.

Another thing, which was more of a humorous thing to me, but I guess if you wanted this sort of thing it could be an inconvenience, they had an iron but no ironing board.

Well, in any case, at least they don't bar the windows so you can promptly end your stay at any time.

(I'm posting this piggy backed on the hotel next door's wifi)

Worst stay ever at a hotel!!! wasn't expecting a 5 star resort at all, but definately wasn't expecting a -5 resort!!! Rude spaced out front desk worker who often would fall asleep with head on counter. Rooms dirty, dark,musty, old halfway house furniture appeal, sheets stained, bed old and uncomfortable, pillows old and flat!!!! small old tv with few channels. Bathroom horrible with prison style foot flush, old rusted tub, cracked mildewed tile!!! And of course the infamous bedbug discovery at end of stay!!!! Don't even think about working issures out with front desk, no money back and not the kind of place you'd want any free stays or perks!!! And they make an imprint of your credit card is using as method of payment, I can see fraud being a strong possibility at this place!!! Reminded me of a 3rd war county bomb shelter when there's nowhere else to go!!!!!!!!!!! Don't do it unless you like learning the hard way, please take this good advice!!!