At first arriving we go into a parking garage that reminds me of the Disaster ride at Universal Orlando. There is three elevators to take, I usually play a game like the Price is Right. I guess what's behind each door, door one is vomit, door two is urine and door three just doesn't work!! When entering the Hotel to check in, I'm waiting behind this old woman complaining that someone went into her room and stole one of her meds! Once I get my room card I'm heading to the fourth floor, but first have to go through security. This is a 24 hour operation with a guard behind the glass and a sliding door that you need an active room card to open, or just wave at the guard he let's anyone in! There is also a store in the lobby where you can get almost anything. If you want lottery tickets you might wait for ten minutes because the " big boned" woman in high heals says "they don't make any money on lottery". There is about five active businesses in this Hotel, including two T shirt places. I always buy my cloth at the one out back. They have the best shirts, this year I bought a "Marlins World Champs", "George Bush for President" and a Bob Griese Dolphin jersey. On Sunday there is an organic produce stand that I love going to, I can get a bag of oranges and a lunch at O Malleys for under a $100! If you are at the beach or pool and you need something there is a gormet deli in the far end on the outside of the hotel. Everytime I go there I see "street people" standing outside the entrance. This place reminds me of Harry Hopes bar in the Iceman Cometh. Also known as the "end of the line cafe"!
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