We had a double bed suite with a full kitchen and two bathrooms. However, when we went to get into bed the first night there, we noticed that the bed had hair in it already. After tearing the blankets back, we noticed that the bed had been made after the previous occupants, but the sheets had not been changed. We looked at the second bed and it was in the same condition. When my husband called the front desk to ask for clean sheets, the reply was: "I don't know if we have any." Eventually (at 1am) the guy brought us clean sheets and we then had to make the bed ourselves.
Also, when we returned from a wedding the following day, I got in the shower and realized that the cleaning staff had stolen my shampoo. The free breakfast was greasy. The only edible thing there were the waffles you make on your own. Luckily, there's a Starbucks and a Dunkin Donuts right across the parking lot.
