Ok, let me start from the beginning. I arrive 15 minutes late to my 1pm reservation. So why then did I have to wait 30 minutes for them to clean my room? And by clean I mean, wipe things down/off, and run the vac twice down the middle of the room. then I was able to walk in. Closing the front door to the room, was a task. Closing the bathroom door, was a mission. Since I'm on the hellish mission impossible bathroom...the room was so small I had to leave it to change my mind. The deathtrap of a shower had at best warm water. I had to leave it run for 30 minutes for hot. But once it was hot, it was hot! The window in the bathroom looked like one of those movie windows that a criminal staying over night would try to escape from. Which would have been easy since there was no screen on it. The bed was a king, but the headboard was a cal-king. which means it wasn't even attached to the bed! The sheets had burn stains on them, and there was no fitted bottom sheet. The Direct tv, had issues all night!. Every channel I tried to watch had static. The nicest touch to the room was the loveseat. And since the headboard wasn't attached you know the loveseat got over worked! Sadly, with all of that in the room, you barely had room for a table. Or at least THEY did. Not to mention that the fridge didn't work, and ice (which in most places is free) was 50 cents. And where was I gonna put on this soon to be water?!! Overall - if it weren't for the company, I would've packed up, cussed the guy in the front for having the nerve to call this place paradise anything, and left. Had I known there was a Rodeway Inn 5 minutes away, I would have gone there. Please don't make my mistake!
- Paradise Hotel Los Angeles
