As a fun surprise, I booked this room for my sweetheart and I as part of a mini birthday getaway. After a lovely fondue dinner in San Juan, we went to the hotel to check-in. There were so many things wrong with the place, it's hard to know where to begin. Our first clue should have been when we checked in at the "front desk." It was more than shabby, the clerk was sullen and the entire place smelled like a really bad ethnic restaurant (curry, rancid cooking oil and unwashed draperies). But we're troopers, so we checked in and drove down to our second-story room "with a view," lugged our bags up the rickety stairs and used our antiquated/rusted key (a real key...not a key card) to check out our nest for the night. The first thing we were hit with was the smell -- musty with an underlying odor of pet urine. (We found pet stains in the corner a few minutes later.) The "cozy fireplace" turned out to be this enormous thing that took up a third of the room…and didn't have any firewood. The bathroom was disgusting -- black mold/mildew in the shower, sink and toilet and ratty old towels that looked as if they'd been there for years. The same was true with the bedding, except they had other unknown stains and were threadbare. The carpet was so dirty we couldn't determine the color and the thought of walking on it barefoot was out of the question. After a few minutes, we decided we'd rather drive home 30 minutes and stay in our clean, comfortable home. (How anyone could actually get to sleep in that filth, I still don't know.) The only good thing about the place was that they didn't give us a hard time when we checked out and asked for a full refund. Do not believe the photos/descriptions posted on their website -- this place is truly awful.
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