Online, this "inn" sits with a sun-shiny backdrop, all a'glow and inviting enough to inspire a brief stay.
Unfamiliar with the "OC", I thought to myself, "Well, it's near Knott's and Disney. My four-year-old turns five in several days, and there will probably be a shuttle. It'll be perfect!"
Even a brief tour of the exterior passed the initial eye-inspection. I mean, the outdoor barbecue seemed ready for ribs; the front desk/check-in area was well-appointed; parking was ample. On the way to our room, we even let out an "ooh" at the onsite laundry facilities.
Maybe it was also the way I came into the OC, from the 91E. At Orangethorpe, we went through a business park that had a shiny FedEx Business Center and an El Torito across the street.
Then I put the card into the slot and walked into a domicile that would make Scooby Doo's Velma cry "Jinkies!"
My foremost reason for booking this was its offering of a kitchen, but the stove and the bed were like kissing cousins: eww!-close. I could just foresee bubbling spaghetti sauce all over the comforter. "I can't make my vegan-chili-that-kicks-any-meat-chili's-*ss here!" I exclaimed. (Fine, I didn't say those exact words, but I was a'thinkin'!)
Though guest services changed our room, I discovered that all of the rooms had pillow-top kitchens.
This is the kind of place that makes you feel uneasy about walking on the carpet. Bring your flip-flops. I woke up the next morning with that overwhelming itch that signaled the nasty truth: SOMETHING invasive was making out with my skin, sucking face like teens intent on not going past first base. And I had the love bites to prove it, too.
The front-desk person was accommodating in providing me an immediate refund for remaining nights for which I had paid, as I had paid upfront and in greenbacks. He even offered me a different room (yet another). However, it--too--had nappy blankets.
There was just no way that I was going to have my precious offspring subjected to such a hell-hole for one more night.
On my way out, I asked a cleaning lady if she changed the blankets as well as the sheets in each room. She tried to pull the "no speak íngles" routine on me, but I retorted in español.
Turns out, there weren't any clean comforters on or near bug's crawl of her cart. In fact, I now notice that most hotels that do not boast white comforters DO NOT CHANGE THE COMFORTERS between patrons.
This led to several new hotel rules:
1. Never stay at a hotel with a full comforter/blanket/coverlet. No way!
2. Never book more than two nights at a time with a new hotel, for I just never know what hell I may enter.
3. AAA Diamond ratings mean zilch!
To this dankalicious spot's credit, the staff was super-friendly, but--then again--they better have been! (Finger snap!)
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5 November 2011
Kalikross,
We are extremly sorry to hear that your experience at the hotel was not a pleasant one.
All guest experiences make us improve each time. We have renewed our rooms with new furniture,beds, mattress, etc. the entire room has a new look.
Do visit us again and we assure you a pleasant experience.
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