I recently attended a 2 day conference at the Swiss Grand and found the experience terrible from start to finish. Yes it’s a great location, yes the rooms were clean (not exactly something to pat yourself on the back over when you’re a 4.5 star hotel on Bondi Beach) but everything else was awful.
To begin with, the rooms are NOT air-conditioned. We stayed on a hot, but by no means unusually hot for a Sydney December night and not a single member of our 30 strong party got a wink of sleep because ALL of our rooms were like saunas (it’s not as if the air-con was simply broken in my room). It was difficult to breathe, much less sleep. Thankfully, the dank, smelly windowless conference room we worked in over the two days had air-con. The entire hotel’s supplies worth. We were in jeans and jumpers, teeth chattering in the conference room, and then stinking, sweaty hot the minute we returned to our rooms. Staff KNEW how dissatisfied we all were and we were offered not a single acknowledgement. We weren’t asking for our money back, but a simple “we understand that the air conditioning is an issue and we’re working to fix it (or better yet a “our air-con will prevent you from having a single hours sleep so perhaps stay somewhere more comfortable until we can sort ourselves out” PRIOR to booking) wouldn’t have killed management.
The breakfast was appalling. The boiled eggs were so overcooked the outside of the yolks were green. Without exception we all refused to eat them. There was no evidence of eggs made to order and the rest of the sludge in the bain maries looked fatty, overcooked and unappetising. The coffee was the worst. It comes from one of those cheap instant espresso machines, and as there is no staff to offer you coffee, you make it yourself. I pushed the button and got CHUNKS of milk in my coffee. The waiter saw my disgust and made me another cup, from the same machine, but did not offer to get me real coffee from the foyer barista, which I later found you could request at an additional charge (something I would gladly have done if I’d only known about it). The entire breakfast was almost retro, in an unimaginative, poorly executed 1980’s way. There did appear to be one waiter trying his best, but he didn’t have much to work with and as far as I could tell, he was the only waiter attending the entire breakfast.
The only nice part of the hotel, the outdoor terrace was filthy dirty, in poor repair and unattended by staff. The chairs and tables were cheap and uncomfortable plastic and aluminium covered in bird poo. Thank goodness for the view.
The room and hotel décor is tired, which is fine and I understand that it can be difficult to keep the damp smell from soft furnishings in an art deco hotel alongside the ocean but quite seriously, I stayed in older hotels in Havana in Cuba alongside some of the roughest seas on the planet where the soft furnishings smelt less damp and musty.
Needless to say the hotel has none of the special, personal touches you can expect from other 4.5 star hotels (turn down service, newspapers, personalised breakfasts, car park attendants, porters etc)
To top it all off, about half way through the second day of conference a screeching, deafening grinding started in the stairwell beside our conference room, and it was so loud we were unable to continue the meeting we had specifically booked the hotel for. After 6 (yes, that’s 6) complaints to management about the noise, one of our party went to complain again, only to be given attitude by the concierge. I accept that perhaps emergency works were being conducted (as it could only have been emergency works, there being no other signs of ongoing maintenance) but not to offer to move us, not to follow through with a repeated promise to cut the noise, to give us attitude was just the last straw.
The owners and staff at this hotel have simply given up. I suggest potential customers respond in kind and stay at one of the lovely, professional hotels in the Sydney CBD and catch a cab to one of the far nicer beaches Sydney has to offer for a dip. It’s pretty hard NOT to stumble upon a spectacular view in a Sydney hotel so if a view is all this place has to offer, they’re not giving you much at all.
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