It's death by a thousand paper cuts. The Inn on the Square isn't a terrible hotel - there's nothing blindingly obvious that it does wrong. But there are a lot of little things that add up.
The first problem we discovered when we arrived in our rental car was that there was no-where to park at the hotel. Instead, the hotel valets your car two blocks away, at a cost of R75 a day. I felt that they should have absorbed this cost, or at the very least have informed us of this before we arrived.
The room was tiny. My wife compared it to our YMCA Sydney room, but it wasn't that small. But it wasn't much bigger either.
The shower leaked, flooding the bathroom and wetting the carpet whenever we took a shower. We could have mopped it up but they hadn't given us enough towels. Nor were there any facecloths.
The position is brilliant, right in the middle of town. If you want to explore the city, you couldn't be more central.
This has its downside in that the music from the clubs blared into the room all night. The old aircon made a curious thunking noise all night, so we abandoned it and opened a window as the sound of houes music was less annoying than the aircon. To be honest it didn't bother me too much, but I know people who would go insane listening to deep bass at 2am.
I had a coke zero in the bar and it cost me R18, which I thought was a bit cheeky. We didn't try out the restaurant but the bar was okay, although generic. It reminded me of another hundred hotel bars, which I found a bit depressing.
And the biggest insult was cheap, crunchy toilet paper. I didn't know hotels of any stature still imposed this medieval torture on their guests. If it hadn't been for that, I wouldn't have bothered writing a review.
So, apart from position, the Inn on the Square is a bit rubbish. We'd just moved from the Upper East Side hotel, which is brilliant (and included breakfast), and I think that highlighted the averageness of the Inn on the Square.
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