Let me first say that I'm pretty easy to please when it comes to hotels. And that I've lived in and travelled around Africa for several years. So I think my expectations are realistic and I know what I should get for a certain price.
That said, the Bordello is TERRIBLE. It attempts to skate by on "vibeyness" (which basically translates to "noise," which wasn't actually a big problem for us) and its location next to the Bean Bag Bohemia. (Which turns into quite the meat market on weekend nights; entertaining but the food is nothing to write home about.)
The sheets are not clean. The linens and towels are scratchy and in poor repair. The hot-water heater gives you two minutes of hot water. And the owner/manager is wont to knock around the halls at 6 a.m. on a Saturday barking instructions at the (very nice, bless their hearts) staff. Who serve a good breakfast, I'll give them that. The neighborhood is super-dodgy but even that sort of works, as long as you're not planning to walk anywhere at night. And they can't help that.
At the end of the stay, I got the clear impression that the enterprising owner decided he'd buy the property next door and to try to make as much money as possible, with no regard for the fundamentals of hospitality. And I repeat: clean sheets, good towels, hot water and some peace and quiet. This is all I ask for. And this is all achievable. The Bordello fails on all counts.
But it looks cool!
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