I've been saving this review for last because I wanted to spend some time on it. It seems not many Americans go here and some of them have had different expectations. We went to Bora Bora and stayed in an overwater bungalow after staying here, and while the overwater bungalow was amazing and one of the main reasons for going to Tahiti, I would have to say it is a coin toss between which we liked more--Hotel La Pirogue or the overwater bungalow at the Intercontinental.
When we arrived Julian the owner greeted us with flower leis and a welcome drink of our choice. He explained everything about the hotel and showed us the activity book and showed us our bungalow. There was a complimentary half bottle of real champagne for our honeymoon on our front deck. He speaks good English, and we didn't speak any French. This wasn't a problem, but we did use our French/English dictionary quite a bit to decipher the menu, and the staff doesn't speak much English. They were all very polite and you can get by by learning a few key words and phrases and pointing to things. Everyone there at the hotel was French or Italian.
Our bungalow was adorable, and adorned with flowers everywhere. There was a fridge, hot water maker for tea or the complimentary nescafe packets, a TV (all French channels) and items for sale in the minibar. We brought our own snacks, wine, and booze with us so we were able to save money that way. We also had the half board plan (breakfast and dinner included) which I recommend. The breakfast is the same every day--ham and cheese slices, baguette slices, croissants, really good French butter, jams, fruit, cereal, and yogurt. Coffee, tea, or hot chocolate is offered. The dinners are three course gourmet meals cooked by Julian himself and are the best food we had during our entire stay. We stayed for four nights and enjoyed everything. You each get to pick an appetizer, entree, and dessert. We ended up sharing one dessert or skipping it because we were so full most times. Lunch is served a la carte, and we got a few lunches while we were there and the best deal is the casse croute sandwiches and fries. One sandwich and order of fries was more than enough for the both of us to share, and was about $12-$15. There were other more expensive things on the menu but the sandwich and fries were very good and if you are on a budget and like to eat lunch, I would recommend it. The crab sandwich is fake crab however, and was good but a bit disappointing considering all the crabs in the area. We didn't see much real crab while we were there, and I'm not sure why.
They have kayaks available for guest use for free, and I think they have snorkel gear too, but we brought our own. Beach towels are also complimentary. They have a bar that serves very nice looking cocktails, beers, and wine. We didn't order the cocktails because we brought our own and were on a budget, but they looked delicious. Cocktails were about $15-$20 each, beers were about $6 each. There was an extensive wine list.
There is also internet available. You pay a flat fee of $20 or so for your bungalow (not per person) and it is unlimted during your stay.
If I had one suggestion for improvement it would be DVD players in the bungalows. We brought a bunch of DVDs with us that we watched in Bora Bora, but it would have been cool to be able to watch them there too. It wasn't a big deal though. We brought books and relaxed most of the time. We kayaked a little bit, we wanted to explore some of the other motus but soon realized they were all private property. We did see a few sting rays though. The lagoon is beautiful. There isn't much snorkeling, however--not much coral. It isn't totally sandy though. We brought aqua sox which came in handy because there are some sharp pieces of coral and lots of sea cucumbers in the lagoon. The sea cucumbers don't hurt you or anything, they're just squishy and we felt bad stepping on them, not to mention it is a gross sensation. They look like big turds.
We did one excursion through the hotel--they have several, you can just book when you get there and they add the cost to your room tab that you pay when you check out. We did the half day tour to a vanilla plantation and a pearl farm, and snorkeling. It was the best tour of our honeymoon. The lady who ran the organic vanilla plantation was awesome. You can tell she runs the show in her family. We really enjoyed her tour and bought a few of her vanilla products. The pearl farm was short and sweet, but very interesting. The snorkeling in the coral gardin was great, although it was a bit shallow and we ended up getting stuck between the coral a few times trying to navigate our way out. My husband was paranoid about the sea urchins sticking out from under rocks--apparently they have a painful sting. We didn't get stung though, it was fine. Our guide was great. He told us a bit about local life.
Overall, I would 100% recommend this place to anyone looking for a relaxed rural getaway in a lovely private island location. If you are a resort type of person that wants to find the United States in Tahiti and have everything cater to your culture, then skip it. Bring snacks, booze, lots of sunscreen, reef shoes, a few good books, a French/English phrase book, and a camera and enjoy. Thank you to Julian and his lovely wife for a fantastic stay.
- La Pirogue Hotel
