Apparently we aren't the only ones that hated this hotel. When we first arrived in Recife we stayed in beautiful historic Olinda for a few nights before heading north along the coast. Upon returning, we dropped friends at the airport and were catching an early morning flight ourselves so we just wanted a convenient, decent place for a couple hours sleep. After we caught a cab to one recommended hotel and found it full, the driver called around and took us instead to the Recife Monte. We didn't realize until it was too late what a dump the place really was.
From the outside the hotel looks great, and the lobby is quite fancy, leading us to mistakenly believe that the place was a high-class hotel. When the guy at teh front desk told us how much a room for the night was - R$240 - our jaws nearly dropped since it was almost twice what we had paid in Olinda and other places. But we figured from the looks of it, the room would be worth the money so we accepted.
Unfortunately he asked us to pay up front before seeing our room, which we did, not thinking anything of it. Then we got up to our room and our jaws really dropped! The air was humid and mildew smelling and had weird dark green walls. To top it off, I set down our bags, leaned over the edge of the bed and saw a cockroach, not yet quite dead, lying on its back kicking its legs feebly in the air. We immediate pointed this out to the bellhop, who nodded that he would do something...which meant a maid showed up five minutes later to sweep up the roach.
If it hadn't already been night and we weren't leaving so early in the morning I might have tried to get our money back and find a new place, but instead we just resolved to spend as little time as possible in the room. After dinner, we reluctantly retreated, used the bathroom only for essential purposes (I was certainly not showering there!), ignored the pathetic trickle of water from the sink faucet and then lay gingerly on the bed to avoid touching anything.
For a final insult, we had told the guy at the front desk we needed a taxi at 4am, which he had written on our bill. But when we got down to the front desk at 3:55am it was dark and there was no taxi. A different guy had to call us one, which luckily arrived quickly, but it was annoying none the less.
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