I don’t think I’ve ever even made a mental list of the faults of a vacation rental, let alone written one down, but the disparity between what we got and what we ought to have gotten from Lake Quinault Resort for $169 per night is pretty outrageous.
I’ll start with the misrepresentation. We reserved quarters the resort called a one bedroom kitchenette. That term implies a separate bedroom, a sitting area with a couch or reading chairs, small kitchen plus bathroom. What we got was a small, fairly shoddy motel room filled with a queen sized bed, a small table and two chair. The kitchen had 1.3 square feet of counter space, only three spoons, no cooking knife. There was an empty one foot of space to the right of the stove and two feet eight inches to the left that could have been filled with useful counter space if they cared enough to put it in. The old refrigerator was the noisiest I’ve ever had to listen to; it had a burnt out light which they were unable to replace til the third day.
We’re not large people, but the 3/4 bath, six feet by less than five, was extremely cramped even for us - fourteen inches between the front of the toilet bowl and the vanity. The hallway light was on a chain pull switch that couldn’t be reached without the aid of a chair. The manager came and rigged it with a piece of fishing line and a sinker. They claimed to have WIFI, but we couldn't get it in our quarters.
We’re not snobs. We’ve stayed in places like this quite happily, but for $50 dollars. Throw in $20 for the view and surroundings, and we still paid $100 too much per night. And we never would never have booked three nights with a two-week-in-advance cancellation policy if we’d known how their use of “one bedroom kitchenette” was a complete misrepresentation.
The walls were very thin - we heard the people in the next room talking, coughing, snoring. There’s a small rocky beach that the manager’s golden retriever uses for a toilet. There’s no dock or raft for sunning.
Most waterfront establishments that call themselves resorts have water craft available for rent. This place doesn’t. In fact, even their $10 evening cruise on the lake was out of service. I should note here that Lake Quinault is beautiful, but if you’re like us, people with an urge to get out on the water, you better bring your own boat. There are no motor or sailboats for rent anywhere on the lake. Lake Quinault lodge has a few fairly clunky canoes, kayaks, row boats and peddle boats, but nothing adequate for exploring a lake of this size.
It has a beautiful lawn and gardens. They seem to take pride in those. Too bad they're clueless about the comfort and convenience of their guests.
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