I was surprised to find that googling 'Antelope Lodge' only led one place. To the Antelope Lodge in Alpine, Texas. It sounds like a perfectly normal westish name that more proprietors might have seen the beauty of.
The place itself was a delightful surprise. Alicia, who works part-time at the front desk, said that she was looking forward to meeting writers coming in for the retreat. She gave me the key and said 'You're in number 5'. I asked if it was a good one, and she said it was one of the best, probably her personal favorite. It pays to arrive early at these things because now that I have had the chance to survey all of the competition, Number 5 is definitely the best.
Number 5 is half of a tiny duplex cottage, white stucco with red-tile roof, and a porch with old-fashioned blue lawn chairs in its shade. The portal is supported by dark brown painted cedar posts, stripped of bark but with all of the other dents, ridges, and knots intact. The flagstone floor of the porch is just as wide as the porch itself, no extra patio space, but that's just fine as the casita faces a lovely round space with big trees, pine, cedar and oak, shading at least a dozen park benches and picnic tables casually arranged on the green grass.
Number 5 has two car spaces beside it, separating it from the next casita that is used for the laundromat and housekeeping. The bonus here is the softly sweet laundry scent generated next door. Number 5 faces north, so the portal is shady all day, with no need to change seating to a shadier more public area unless you want to be more public. And, less than half of the casitas are on the park proper, with no road or cars in between your door and the park.
Inside Number 5 is my home away from home for the week. A good-sized single room containing a queen-size bed with a light wood headboard, a small table and 2 chairs to the side of it under a swing-out lamp, and a small kitchenette with a microwave, refrigerator, 2-burner stove, sink and actual shelves in addition to the cabinets. I like shelves in a temporary environment; I tend to forget what I bought and where I put it until it's time to leave and I have a whole sack of groceries to take home. Having everything visual on shelves makes food easy. I particularly liked the arrangement of my shelves, as they seemed portentous of the week to come. From left to right, a box-o-wine, 16 favorite CDs, a notebook, 2 books, then boxed food, then canned food. On the shelf below, plenty of room for chips, baked not fried, chocolate, and other snackage.
Of course there's a TV, and a closet whose shallow depth requires clothing to be hung sparingly and only on a diagonal. The bathroom holds a tiny sink, tiny toilet, and a decent size tiled shower with a shower curtain. They must have considered glass doors a possible liability if someone had a little too much fun at the barbecues that I imagine happen outside under the trees. The sink and the handles on the door, closet, and bathroom are all set at unusually low heights. This place was built way back, probably the 30s or 40s, but that didn't explain the low access. Maybe the original builder was short himself and just eyeballed it. The door handles are all original, though, western style, and the doors were made either on site or very nearby, as they are just tongue and groove planks with two slats running across, top and bottom, to hold them together.
I am completely charmed by my little casita, and it could fit right into my dream of a zen existence with minimal yet the necessary accoutrements. I could just shuck it all, bring my computer and live in west Texas, far, far away from real estate in Austin.
This review is the subjective opinion of a TripAdvisor member and not of TripAdvisor LLC