From the confusion at the car park, the condescending gnome at reception (Oh, you are only staying one night) to the awful night's sleep, the Batang Ai took my money and left me a very unhappy traveler.
We were looking for somewhere to break up the journey from Kuching to Bintulu, and it seemed the Batang Ai was the perfect location. I had read some bad reviews and a few good ones and so decided to pose my questions directly to the hotel management.
The first problem? The email address in their literature and on the website was incorrect - it was returned with a 'not at this address'-type return. So I went on the Hilton website - surely that would be correct? You would have thought so... 9 days after we left for our holiday I got a reply - it covered a couple of my questions but not all - and the reason for the delay? " we were experiencing some issues with our email system recently" - really? A hotel that is having communication issues is about as useful as a fish with a bicycle.
As I hadn't heard back from Hilton, I decided to book anyway, we were intrigued at the prospect of the location and decided to chance it.
What a disappointment.
We arrived at the nice wooden building inside the 'compound' at the edge of the lake. There was a man with a clipboard who checked our name. It was the only name... There was no indication of what we were to do, where to go, how to get our luggage from the car to the boat - nothing. I had already parked the car, but looking at it, the 'lodge' is placed at the top car park, the boat is down a few hundred meters of rough driveway - I drive a Jeep, the answer was obvious, despite absolutely zero interest from BA staff. So I did what Jeeps do and parked as close to the water as I could and unloaded the bags myself. I am not a needy traveler. I don't expect little malay men to run to my every beck and call, but the least bit of help would have been nice.
The boat had a lot of people on it, we thought that maybe it would be a lively place!
But, when we got there, it looked like we were the only guests in the hotel - it turned out we weren't - there were 4 of us, in somewhere that has more than 100 rooms. Even though I asked to not be placed far from the main complex, I was put in the third-from-last room in the longhouse. It turns out that staff and friends were occupying the nearer ones - of course they were... they were the people taking up all the places on the boat.
When we got to the hotel, there was a nice little man to carry our bags up the interminable steps to the resort.
Have these people not heard of a simple cable car? Cheap enough for people to put up to their house, it should be a simple thing to put one in for a hotel. Go to San Francisco or to Wellington in NZ and see all the contraptions hauling people up to their houses around the bays. Simple and cheap and effective. Something to think of? On that note, some of the paths around the resort have crumbled away - they are blocked off with signs, but those signs were obviously of some significant age - is there no maintenance plan in place? The same goes for some of the roofing over the verandas round the longhouses - big sections missing, why haven't they been replaced or repaired? Broken doors hanging from one hinge, shutter latches missing - with all the staff doing absolutely nothing for most of the day, surely there are some spare hours to spend in completing all these little jobs?
We decided on a brief siesta after our early start and long drive - this was not to be. Whoever was driving the golf buggy ruined any chance of rest - zooming around right behind our room at full speed and with his horn blaring - thanks guy, really made my afternoon.
We were tired after our long day and long trip from Kuching so decided to pass on the overly expensive dinner and turn in, to get an early start. The other thing deciding us was that the restaurant was dirty - the bain marie's were unclean, the plates were dirty, even the menus were dirty and tatty. It didn't bode well for someone with the prospect of 500kms of travel the next day.
We had brought a carton of juice with us, but the ice tray in the room fridge was empty... surprise! I rang reception and asked where the ice machine was located - pregnant pause... So I asked could I have some ice. "No room service. You get from restaurant. OK, fair enough.
There was three times as many staff as guests when we checked in. Four people in reception and no guests dropping in, would it have been so hard as to drop off an ice bucket? After some time spent trying to find staff at the restaurant, I went to reception - who directed me back to the restaurant. I explained there was no-one there - so they rang the empty restaurant - visible from reception. Eventually we were given a large steel serving jug with ice - which we found was never going to fit in the fridge... but I gave up and consigned it to the 'too hard' basket.
You would think with the number of staff the hotel has, with only four guests staying, it would have been easy to ring the restaurant and ask them, if not to deliver it, to meet us half way?
We turned in at around 9.30. There was nothing to do, no entertainment, nobody in evidence in what looked like a hotel closed for the season.
At 10.30 we were woken by loud music. I put up with the banging for a couple of hours, but then went to see what the noise was. It was a staff party. I thought 12.30 was late enough so politely asked if they could turn the music down - it wasn't like we were that close to the bar, so they didn't need to turn it down much. I didn't demand they turned it off or that they finished their party, just that they turned it down so we could sleep.
At 1.30 it was still going strong and I lost my temper. I called reception and said I wanted to make a complaint. I asked to speak to the manager - there wasn't one - he was in Kuching. "who is in charge then?" - no-one, apparently.
The music was turned down, but then we had to suffer the clomping and door slamming till 2am - we were planning on being gone at 8am for a long day's drive.
In the morning we skipped breakfast as we didn't have time after rising later than we hoped, even though we had paid for it. There was no mention or apology from whoever it was on duty at reception, even though it must have been known that I had complained. I asked again to speak to the manager or someone in charge - blank faces all round.
What is so damned annoying is that the resort is really nice. Lovely environment, great rooms that could do with some housekeeping effort (no valence on the bed, cobwebs, lots of dust under the bed, dusty headboard, and the shower was really dirty - not just a bit of grime - really yuk.)
But it was a lot better than we thought it would be.
The complaints about the bat and bird droppings in the longhouses is confusing - the longhouse has full window covers and doors at both ends - why don't they spend 10 minutes in the evening and morning closing and re-opening the shutters? This would prevent access by the flying poo-droppers, surely? I know I would rather walk down a row of windows fastening shutters than spend hours cleaning guano-laden floors and furniture.
I have high hopes for the Batang Ai. The location is fantastic. The lake is stunning and the accommodations and facilities are lovely (if they could get some maintenance, even better), but the management of the place is dire.
Why wasn't there a manager present?
If the manager was absent, why wasn't someone left in charge?
Why were paying guests forced to the ends of the earth and 'friends' and staff given the more convenient rooms?
I am used to Borneo - I live here, after all - but I am not used to customer service as poor as this, for the prices they charge.
I would love to come back to Batang Ai, but not until someone does a complete staff makeover - the hotel itself is great.
If 'managed by Hilton' was meant to bring decent management skills, policies and processes to this resort, it has failed.
The other thing I would like to address is the prices - they are ridiculous. RM28 for Nasi Goreng? Really? Fried rice?
RM40 for breakfast? Were they using turtle eggs and dressing with caviar?
Despite all the responses to previous reviewers about the distance things have to travel, that is, quite honestly, rubbish. You can get a beer in a hotel in Kapit for a lot cheaper (RM8), and that is significantly more remote than Batang Ai. It is just an excuse made for high prices. There is no justification for the kind of money extorted by this resort.
I would love to see their occupancy rates. I suspect they are exceedingly low.
I could go on about the pedalos (where?) or the kayaks - dirty, unloved. Two for the entire 100 room hotel. The 'jungle walks' - its an island... a damned small one at that... the only wildlife will have 6/8 legs.
Give me the job of running this hotel. I couldn't do worse than the incumbents.
Honestly.
Room Tip: Try not to be too far from the main building. You could be walking nearly a kilometer!
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