“Do not go to this hotel. Its CRAP.”
Arrived early hours of the morning - after a two hour transfer - then a 20 minute stop off to some run down flippin shop so the smokers can have a cancer stick whilst the rest of the coach sit on the coach wishing for bed!!- reception could hardly speak a word of english. was told another camp bed (!) would be brought to the room as three were sharing. Bell boy took us to our room on some buggy thing - threw our suitcases in the room then stood there looking like a lemon expecting a tip. Tipped him - never saw him again - one phonecall to reception 20 minutes later we got the camp bed delivered by some old turkish man. Strange.
Brussel sprouts and rice pudding for breakfast - yummy dont you think? Stick to the crossaints and coffee. The pancakes are worth the wait too.
Dinner is turkish pizza - chips, liver, pasta with various mixtures...oh and how could i forget the rock hard spaghetti and watery sauce....yum yum. - This is what you will get every night. EVERY NIGHT. - Get a bus into town and eat at Big Ben. A meal and cocktails set you back £30. But you will go to bed without feeling so stodged up.
If you want fast and polite service tip the waiters. Or you will be ignored - but do this discreetly..
There was also a distinct smell of crap wafting over the resturant, in the resturant, and pool throughout the entire stay of our holiday - there are no drains nearby....no bins.....where is this smell coming from??!! Everyday - everywhere!
The 'entertainment' from the german 'animation team' was to kick a ball through lined up chairs..... another game was to kick your flip flop at a member of the team to see how close you could get it to him...Amazing thought gone into it dont you think?
Ooh and another game was to brush a tennis ball through the lined up chairs too...fun fun fun.
The beach is covered in dirty nappies, fag ends, and a camel and a donkey being used up and down for rides.
The shops on the complex will try and con you with the prices - they tap in the price on a calculator - ask for the prices on your items seperately - then add them up yourselves and get the right money ready. If you dont have your wits about you or are not a confident with maths you will get ripped off.
The waiters stink to high heaven of BO - so when they rush past with during dinner you get the backlash of their stinky armpit odor whilst eating your meal. Lovely.
You have to pay for cocktails - which in all honesty i would rather drink my own urine then have another one of those. And its so funny how they never have change! Amazing..
I have stayed in other all inclusive hotels - this by far....is the worse one i have stayed in. Its clean - but thats it. Its a very very basic all inclusive holiday. If you have saved for months and months for your annual holiday - please dont stay here - please spend your hard earned saved money on somewhere else. I dont feel i got what i paid for at all. Im not a fussy eater or drinker by far, nor am i fussed regarding entertainment - thank god for UNO cards.
I cannot stress enough how much i would NOT reccomend my family or friends or complete strangers to this hotel.
Also, one last thing. - Its full of germans, russians and polish and they push in and are really rude. Slamming and banging doors at all hours. If you have a sense of humour and just want a basic no frills holibob then go - if you are after something else - save your money and go elsewhere.
Room Tip: Dont book one. Save yourself money and time - go elsewhere!
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