We spent the week of Aug 6th in Portillo.
First off I have to say, the skiing was really fun. The Sling Shot lift up Roca Jack is something you need to do at least once in a lifetime. We arrived a day late due to a storm, but that meant great fresh snow...and we had a blast. Fresh tracks on the Lake Run, Roca Jack and many other runs. The cat walk back to the resort from Lake Run also a once in a lifetime event.. You will Never find a slingshot lift or a cat track like this in the states...It really is a treat to be able to go skiing in August. We went on to Ski Arpa after Portillo, for another amazing ski adventure.
That said, now on to the hotel. It is in the middle of nowhere, which is nice since you have the resort to yourselves... But you have NO options other than what the hotel has to offer, and their prices.
We booked a lakeview double with balcony almost a year in advance. At almost 900 dollars a day, we expected amazing. We got Meh. Check in is a disaster. Everyone arrives at the same time on the same day, and everyone is checking out at the exact same time. We were given a crappy room at the end of a hall on the 6th floor with twin beds and a tiny bathroom. We were with friends, and we told the woman at the desk, and she put them on the exact opposite end of the hotel, in much nicer rooms.. WE all paid the same huge price. I went to the chaotic desk to inquire why we were treated to such a disaster, and mentioned that the rooms look nothing like the pictures on the web site. The man at the desk said to me,. and I quote "Madam, every hotel in the world exaggerates the size and condition of their rooms on the web site." I kid you not. He did move us to a room a few doors down from our friends, and it was a lot better, but still had twin beds,stains on the cieling, and small. I was led to believe there were queen beds in those rooms. Also, the staff uses the pool well after closing time and you can hear every word they say down there in the hot tubs. You can also hear the disco thumping until 3 AM.
The dining, food, service were just alwful!!! First, you need to know the dining rules. In the chaos of check in, no one tells you the very strict rules of where to sit,. and what time to eat. It was 100 degrees in the dining room, so dress in very little. It was so uncomfortable that we ate as fast as we could just to get out of there and cool off. Drinks are not incl in this amazing price...Not a coke, juice, nothing... And you will pay handsomely for this. Trying to get your water glass refilled during a meal is nearly impossible.. And in that heat, altitude and after skiing all day, you feel like you are going to faint. Why not put a carafe of water on our tables.
They cannot move you out fast enough either, as the next seating is standing outside the door waiting to get in.We had plates pulled out from under us while still chewing. Don't be early, but don't be late either. Not a pleasant experience.
The food is HORRIBLE. I am not kidding. I think it is all made much earlier and soaking in boiling water until you order. The fish on every occasion tasted old,. and spoiled. The hamburgers were reminiscient of boarding school. Breakfast was pathetic.. A list on the table tells you what you can order for NO CHARGE!!! I kid you not.. I am thinking at 900 US dollars a day, we have been charged. If you want a poached egg, it comes out in 20 seconds, overcooked...Had to be sitting in a pot of hot water..If you want some bacon, ham or any kind of protein, you get a bill for 6000 pesos...More than 12 dollars for 4 thin slices of sandwitch ham.
If you are an early riser, or in from Europe, and have a 6 hour time difference, You cannot get a cup of coffee anyplace in the hotel before 8AM when breakfast starts. My friend, who awakes at 5, wandered the hotel for an hour lookinig for coffee...When we asked at the desk, the answer was that it was not possible to get coffee before 8. Really, you cannot have a pot out for morning people at 6 or even 7. Or pots in the very expensive rooms?
Lunch as well, is too rigid. Must come at your alloted time, and that leaves no flexibility if you are having some great runs and just not ready for lunch. We found paying extra to eat a Tio Bob's a bit more relaxing and with a great view. The food up there is not any better, but at least you are outside, not boiling in the dining room in your ski clothes.
Now the thing that really bugs me... You don't really have to stay an entire week. If you book a tour with say Powderquest , or Santiago Adventures, you can do 3 days at Portillo, a few at other resorts, and Ski Arpa.. Only needing a few nights of hotel Hell.
Needless to say, we won't be back to Portillo anytime soon.
We left our ski adventure and headed to the Atacama Desert. Portillo has a sister hotel there, and I tried several times last winter to book our rooms there. They never responded, so we stayed at AWASI. I am convinced now that they did us a huge favor not calling us back. Awasi was the most amazing hotel experience we ever had.
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