I have never felt the need to give a review such as the one i am giving below!!
I checked into the hotel and was welcomed by a glass of fermented passion juice. My room key was handed to me (a plastic affair with what looks like paper stuck in it showing the room number). I followed the porter to my room and the corridors strongly smelled of urine (I KID YOU NOT!!)
My room at first sight was not too bad...on closer inspection i realised i dont have a remote control for my TV. The porter informed me that there arent enough remotes to go around so when people check out they will try and get me one!!
The shower curtain was stained yellow, the mirrors were rusted, there was mold in the wardrobe (and only two hangers). The soap dispenser in the shower was empty and the holder was filthy and stained brown.
Upon turning down my bed, i found ants on my bed sheets! Rooms are not fumigated so one or two cockroaches were also spotted. There was a leakage in the bathroom which upon reporting i was informed that someone will be by...no action was taken. Walking on the floor on bare feet made me realize that the floor was not only sticky but filthy as well. The rooms need painting and the doors as well.
There was no room service menu in the room and when i asked for one, it was brought to me but i was informed i could not keep it!! I was supposed to read it and pass it back to the reception.
The towels in the rooms are frayed are as the bed sheets. There are no safes in the room nor are there fridges for storing drinks!
During my stay, there was a power fluctuation and as it turned out, the backup generator does not support the AC functions in the room. Reception tried to convince me that the reason why my AC was not coming on was because i had left the door or window open!!
The conference room had a broken down AC which only cooled the room for the first few minutes (Frangi Pani Room) Cockroaches were also seen here. The AC leaked water through out the conference and the rude gentleman sent to repair informed us that we just need to be patient! The room will sooner or later get cool.....it didnt!
The food was nothing to write home about but edible. Juice was fermented during every meal except breakfast. The pastry chef is NOT of international standards and pastries were too heavy with margarine used as a cream base.
On our third day there the long queues during lunch were caused by food not being replenished as quickly as possible. During breakfast juice glasses were finished and more were not brought in until breakfast was almost done!
Their wireless facilities are good and free and although the staff need more training they are friendly.
Their swimming pool closes at 5.30!! IN MOMBASA!!!!!! On my last night the AC in the room refused to work!
Honestly i have never been so disappointed in a hotel.
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