My friends and I have been to Prague so many times between us that we decided that we could cope with an 'out-of-town' hotel this year, which how we ended up in this ramshackle dump, the Hotel Rhea
Now lets be clear about this, we are a group of mature and experienced travelers, who are not particularly fussy about where we stay as long as we have a clean, warm, comfortable place to sleep - we go to Prague at least once a year and we go to drink wonderful czech beer, not to rate the hotel or apartment we are staying in.
The Hotel Rhea did not impress on our arrival from Prague airport. The exterior fabric of the building is tatty and looks ill-maintained. In the dingy reception area stood a security guard carrying an extendable baton; grave notices warned that we would be evicted without refund if we made a noise after 10pm; a quick glance at the drinks machine revealed exorbitant prices.
The rooms were the worst I have seen in Prague. The Hotel Rhea offers no tv, radio or drink-making facilities (what a surprise). The outer door to each pair of rooms was OK, if not modern, opening to a small vestibule with a shared shower and toilet. The doors to the actual rooms had a large flimsy plastic panel in them that clearly offered no security at all. Our room had obviously been broken in to at some point as the beading around this panel was splintered and broken and the security chain snapped. The beds were simple wooden platforms with flimsy thin mattresses, undersize sheets and lightweight quilts on them. Mine managed to creak and groan at an unbelievable volume with every slight movement. It was the hardest bed I've ever slept on since suffering a whiplash injury some years ago. The toilet was so small you had to reverse in - and stained; the light worked most of the time (this seemed to be true of many of the lights). The tiny shower room was a little better, but the hotel towels were too small and too thin to be of much use to a grown adult. On the second night of our stay at Hotel Rhea we came back to find buckets scattered around the reception area catching water dripping from the ceiling. The next morning but one there was no hot water.
Breakfast at the Hotel Rhea is a lamentable affair. One can not complain about the service, as there isn't any. There was fresh bread and processed meat and cheese, boiled eggs and czech sausage, yoghurt and cereal. Both the tea and coffee were foul. I had to laugh when I saw the chap clearing tables pick up one of the thin plastic place mats, shake the crumbs on the floor, wipe it on the back of his pants and put it back on the table for the next customer... Come back Manuel, all is forgiven!
The Hotel Rhea in Prague may be a budget hotel, but frankly that is all it has going for it. If you want to find a cheap hotel in Prague there are plenty of them, choose any but the Rhea.
- Rhea Hotel Prague
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