Just got back from a very disappointing stay at this "resort" (that is what the owners call it!). I just wish I had visited Tripadvisor first and then I wouldn't have stayed at this abysmal place. On the surface you think - a bit tired and run down, but good sized rooms and storage for clothes, luggage. Look closer - the ceramic stove top in the kitchen area has a gigantic crack in it, the shower needs to be doused with bleach, the spa pool in the unit is cracked and doesn't work, sofas (though large) are covered in hair, curtains ripped, towels provided are ripped. I could go on but you get the general idea. The spa complex outside needs to be seen to be believed - it was shut for "maintenance" but really needs to be shut and demolished. The gym consisted of a bike and a walking machine. Both of which didn't work - though I wouldn't go there anyway as the room smelt mouldy.
What really topped it off was the service from management/owners. The dvd player didn't have a remote so it was promised to be fixed the next day. Then the TV in the bedroom didn't work as the aerial cable was missing. This couldn't be rectified immediately as I raised the issue on a Sunday, after 5pm and maintenance wasn't provided at the hour. DVD remote eventually arrived as did an aerial cable but then the owner (Noel) made some snarky comment about calling him too often. Then the classic where the paper didn't arrive one morning. I went to the office and asked them if we could have another delivered. Well you'd have thought I'd asked for the moon to stop spinning. A great performance was made, I was advised in no uncertain terms that the paper had indeed been delivered and then the owner's wife stalked off to track her husband down. Within 5 mins a paper arrived mysteriously. Then the owner (Noel) came barging into our unit stood in the doorway and proceeded to lecture us that he personally delivered the paper a 7.48am! and that since "papers don't have legs" I was causing an unnecessary problem. Then he stalked off back to the office leaving us both gobsmacked at the lack of professional behaviour. I went to the shortly afterwards to get some tour brochures. Noel didn't know I was there because from behind the counter I could hear him recounting to his wife " I told the old cow that newspapers don't have legs".
Long story short - abysmal service, rude owners, grubby shabby unit though surprisingly the beds were very comfortable.
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