Well, where does one begin? I had read all of the reviews of TripAdvisor for this hotel, and on weighing up the nearby options, I was finally swayed by the cheaper price of the Rockford over the other comparable brands in the nearby streets.
Check In
Not an auspicious start, my reservation wasn't in the system. This was despite me receiving a call the day before to confirm. Admittedly, that call went to my voicemail, and I didn't pick up the message until after I was already checked in. Eventually, my reservation was located and a room allocated. Upon entering the room however, I realised two things 1) The room wasn't the Spa Suite which I'd booked; and 2) The stepladder in the shower and the giant hole in the bathroom roof are not likely to be standard features. I returned to reception where (fortunately) the Hotel's maintenance supervisor was able to confirm my story of the room's unsuitability. I was eventually given a Spa Suite after only about another 5 minutes of frantic keyboard tapping by the reception staff.
The Room
Well, the room was nice - spacious, airy, well airconditioned, the Spa was a good size and the shower a thing of wonder with two separate shower heads. The desk and work area was cleverly located in its own little alcove. However, the bed was - to put it frankly - appalling. I am quite used to seeing two king sized single bases with a full size king mattress on top, however the two king sized singles held together with the sheets was most certainly sub standard. Also - no additional blankets or pillows in the room.
Amenities
The food in the restaurant was quite good, although I thought somewhat overpriced. I attempted to order room service on day one of my six night stay, only to be told that room service wasn't available until thirty minutes later (at 1430). Whilst this is unusual, it's not unheard of so I wasn't all that concerned. However, when I attempted to call back at 1440, 1445, 1450, 1500 and 1530 the phone wasn't picked up. I gave up at that point. Later on in the week I was able to persuade room service to answer their phone, and the food was really quite good - although not quite matching the menu.
The less said about housekeeping the better really. I could mention the generally messy spa, or the fact that the complimentary grooming kit in the bathroom was provided with complimentary earwax on the already used cotton buds...
Checkout
Checkout was processed efficiently, and flawlessly. I was almost surprised.
Location
Well, this is the only thing I'm surprised at all the reviews - yes, it's in the nightclub district, and yes going outside after dark makes you want to shower in bleach afterwards, but I didn't find it that noisy really. I knew where it was when I booked. If those things were going to be a negative then I really should have booked elsewhere. For those who don't know Adelaide it is only a 5-15 minute walk to pretty much any of the cities attractions - Rundle Mall, Adelaide Oval, Casino, Parklands...
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