“Some good, some bad. Would not return.”
I traveled as part of a very large family (46 in total) wedding at the Sensatori. I read many reviews on this site before going, and most points held true. Namely:
1) The beach is very disappointing. The rocks and seaweed are very bad, and though their effort is admirable, the tractor team that attempts to keep the beach clean is never close to doing so. What was more discouraging was the amount of garbage in the water. I never in my dreams would have imagines so much waste all along the coastline. A 5 gallon bucket washed on shore as my partner and I were walking along during the sunrise one morning. It was depressing on a variety of levels.
2) The construction of the hotel and all of its rooms and hallways, naturally as it is on the beach, is entirely of concrete and tile. The doors for the hotel have no slowing/stopping mechanisms on them, so each time a patron leaves his/her room a very loud slamming sound is send down the hallway. If you are a light sleeper, the doors will wake you up throughout the night. We also had the unfortunate pleasure of having a family with a very unhappy baby in our section. It cried every night, and kept both my partner and I tossing and turning.
The door to the toilet is a frosted glass door. This, paired with the all concrete construction, allowed for anyone else in your room to see and hear anything you are doing. It was...uncomfortable.
It seemed as though a lot of corners were cut when constructing the hotel. The sandstone used in the bathrooms often times was very porous (indicative of cheap materials) and was filled in with an bright white plaster. The shower and toilet room looked like a newly constructed room that had recently been plastered but not painted with unfinished plaster all over. It is admittedly esthetic, but also not the kind of thing I expected from a "5 star" resort.
The shower/sink water does have a very strong sulfur smell to it. I thought I would get used to it, but it gets you every time.
3) Le Chique is very difficult to get in, but well worth it. The service is the best you will find, and the culinary presentations are very good. I recommending any of the wine pairings (additional cost). Top notch stuff. If you want to try to get in, make reservations on the very first day you arrive. They must be made in person at the restaurant between 3-5PM.
4) The hotel is very far from most excursions. If you plan on leaving the resort, be prepared for long car rides. At this time, the ~3 mile long road that leads from the highway to the resort is in almost impassable conditions, as a heavy rainy season has washed most of the road out. That being said, if you are only visiting for the resort, this issue would be relatively unnoticeable.
5) The staff is very friendly, and is very courteous at all hours.
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