We arrived at the hotel with high expectation having made it a policy to stay at Relais Chateaux hotels whenever possible. At almost 1000 euros a night we expected this to be the pinnacle of what the brand could offer as it is far more expensive than most.
The truth about this hotel is almost hard to believe. The gardens are beautiful and the water is warm but apart from that the rest would struggle to make a 4* hotel in any other setting - the audacity of what they charge is actualy quite breathtaking.
The reception has an almost youth hostel type feel to it (really, I know you think the owner must has slept with my wife but I am being serious) and you could easily miss the entrance altogether as there is no sense of focus to the building at all. Some would try and pass this off as "Corsican Charm" but in my book its just plainly not good enough.
The rooms are 4 star at best and are old and tired - we had a small patio outside our room and there were actually weeds growing up thrpough the stones. I am not talking about a rogue weed thatr sprung up overnight before being ripped up by some observant gardener, I am talking about OVERGROWN!
The service, if you are English speaking and not French, borders on commically bad and disinterested. The owner of the hotel swans around the place like the Maharaja and if you happen to be in his inner clique then you will find yourself pampered beyond belief. If you hapen to be a guest who has no connection with him then good luck and on our last day we actually heard him confront another English family at lunch over some comments they had made about the service. His response was, and I am not joking, "This is my hotel and I give the orders here - if you dont like it, go and stay somewhere else!" The family in question had a young baby with them and ended up leaving the hotel immediately and we were glad that we were leaving too.
The only thing worth recommneding is the food - my compliments to the chef who is fantastic and provides an incredible culinary experience. For the price quite frankly he has to but credit where credit is due, he chrages and he delivers.
Honestly, I canot believe what you pay for a 1 week stay here - I will feel sore about this for the rest of my days. When you get to this "level" of hotel then the only thing that matters is service and product - the prices bear no relevance to anything real world and if you cant deliver the former two things, you cannot expect the latter. Each to their own but I will never stay here again!
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