Apart from the pint-sized rooms, the "shower" space over the toilet, the pile of hair used as a filter in the bottom of the shower space, the all-pervading and suffocating use of air-freshener in place of classic cleaning methods, and the prison-warder training of reception staff, it is a hotel. The sheets do not cover the mattresses and the wireless is only available via cable - but they do provide it, so that's something.
