Stayed mid October 2011 at the end of the season. The hotel was winding down for the close of business, was barely half full, their best restaurant was closed and it was like a graveyard. On the recommendation of previous reviewers we chose a waterfront bungalow and just as promised it was right on the edge of the sea with its own reserved sun loungers and private balcony/terrace. Some are idyllic but ours was way out on a limb. There is a variety of accommodation but the rooms/bungalows are all of similar construction and quite frankly, even after a week of adjustment, I failed to appreciate their design. Minimalism to the point of austerity, a tiny, antique television set with two English channels and worse, no windows, just a glass door with shutters. It was like sleeping in a coffin. Utterly depressing. Ours was of a reasonable size but our neighbours in no.79 was much smaller. Now that would have completely finished me off. There is a small dressing area with a table and mirror and a largish bathroom that was rather tired and by each morning, crawling with tiny red ants. If anyone wants to go for a waterfront bungalow, go for those in the early 60's. We were in no.78 and while the view was nice it was only when you looked right. It felt more like a river inlet than the edge of the sea. We were overlooked by a hotel across the way and were kept awake most nights by the public bar just a little further up across the water that partied till dawn. Housekeeping was spot on but everything was pared down and ladies, bring your own hair dryer. There is one in the room but it blows at about 600w which is a long haul for a full head of hair. There has been much talk of the hard mattresses which are made locally from natural materials. Not for the faint hearted. Like an enormous weetabix. Thankfully, they are happy to provide mattress toppers for softies like me and they are fabulous so no one need suffer. I requested one and it came within the hour.
The restaurants? There is one open for breakfast, one open for lunch (overlooking the 'beach' but empty every day) and for dinner, there was a choice of two. (The third superior restaurant was closed during our stay.) Guests in the superior beachfront and waterfront bungalows qualify for the better of the two, the Ambrosia restaurant. However the food is pretty much the same in both save for the odd extra dish and the service. The food is excellent throughout. Breakfast is pretty good, too with plenty of choice to suit all tastes. Dining is 'covered al fresco' but it rained almost every day we were there so we had to eat inside. While the decor is stylish, the lighting is weary and the acoustics tend to amplify the conversations of the more exuberant guests. Very trying.
The grounds are beautiful and well kept. There is one pool, described by someone on this site as 'gothic'. Quite apt. It is austere in design, the tiling is dark blue, is unheated and was as cold as a Scottish Loch. There is a gym - not for the seriously dedicated and a 'play room' which is a plain space with a few 'pay to use' games. The table tennis is free. We read a lot about the great service at the beach bar but this was closed during our stay. And anyone expecting a real beach will be disappointed. I have seen better sand on the banks of a city river.
If you want to buy some reasonable drinks for your room, please ignore the exorbitantly priced mini market across the road. Much better to walk into the town, pass every shop on the promenade and find a local supermarket.
The town is within easy walking distance but is over touristy. There is a lovely little place in the far corner by the lake with natural trees and great views that served a good lunch. Worth the walk. You can't miss it. It is set away from all the others.
All in all, the hotel staff were courteous and helpful, the hotel was quiet, peaceful but for someone who appreciates these things, I got a little stir crazy by the end.
Five stars? For peace and tranquility, perhaps. Food: 4 stars. Service 4.5 stars. Waterfront bungalow: 5 star views but 3 star content. There was no entertainment, no music and only the brightly lit bar to mingle in of an evening. With some careful tweaking, this place could be a gem but it was just a little too basic for me. If you are planning to stay, pack some books, board games, hire a care and view the historical sites and enjoy it for a laid back experience away from a hectic world. Oh, and don't go at the end of the season.
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