We booked this direct with Pestana and stayed for 8 nights. The short version is, I wouldn't go back.
The hotel itself is quite nice. The gardens and pool pleasant, view across the bay wonderful. I found the staff mostly professional, but many were unhelpful in an ignorant way. We only ever had breakfast, which was a blessing, meal times were a shambles with a fight over clear tables. I constantly had to request top ups of fruit and pastries at the buffet. Coffee was good if you ordered it from behind the bar, the other stuff was mud.
Guests are mostly old people on package tours, British or European. So it's kinda sedentary. Rooms are ok, but walls a bit thin. Pray you don't get a room next to the lift!
Beyond the hotel grounds the beach is a complete no go zone unless you want a broken ankle. The boulders would bring a health and safety inspector out in a cold sweat. As would the path (promenade) made of pallets wired together. That leads to a wet and muddy tunnel going through the rock, which is quite exciting but plays havoc with posh shoes! Take care with the tunnel - they lock it at night. Much to my fury I established this one late evening, and meant walking about three hazardous miles to the main entrance of the hotel. The staff were entirely indifferent when I asked why they hadn't bothered telling us this would happen. Grrrr!! lol, I'm still angry now :o)
The walk to Funchal is quite a challenge - there are lots of steep bits, but plenty of cafes and restaurants. It's a curious mixture of lovely cliffs, pleasant sunshine and cranes shifting things about.
- Pestana Gardens Ocean Aparthotel Funchal
