We made the fatal mistake of not checking TA before we booked this. I'm not sure what I expected from San Miguel. Relaxed, laid back, old world charm, warm but not hot etc. Sadly not. Wet, empty, seriously boring (unless you like walking around water-filled volcanos but honestly, when you've seen one, you've seen 'em all. Hotel wise, we were actually staying somewhere else on the island but during winter basically EVERYWHERE is closed, other than Ponta Delgada (and that ain't saying much......). So we moved here, expecting a little bit of luxury although not the Dorchester. But ot was a total disaster. The room was huge but very very uninspired. Looked like a dodgy airport hotel (we had checked around the whole of Ponta Delgada before choosing this hotel - it honestly seemed the most likeable). The spa treatments I planned to take my mind off the infernal rain and general misery about the place were not good. The hydro bath thing actually had a scum line around it. I noticed it as I lay in the bath (doubly not good) and told the therapist, who proceeded to rub the dirt into the bath while I was still in it. Vile. The pool showers smelled extremely unpleasant. The tripper-y breakfast room was like god's waiting room. Since the whole island was like a drive through cemetery, we decided to indulge ourselves with the 'Gala' (never trust that word) dinner at the hotel, at a not insubstantial price of $125 each. It sounded nice enough. It wasn't. I'm fairly greedy, as is my husband, and can chow down most stuff if required. Actually couldn't eat any of this. A smorgasboard of filth. We walked out when we realised we couldn't actually even laugh at the awfulness of it all and immediately complained to the reception, saying we hadn't eaten or drunk anything (we really hadn't) and we'd like to discuss the problems with the manager in the morning. He never called. We went to see him, He didn't speak to us. This went on for a couple of days. If he'd just knocked one of the dinners off the bill we could have handled it but no. We were LIVID and in the end walked out without paying (only for the dinner, we'd paid everything else) as the manager REFUSED to discuss it with us. They called the police at the airport and we had to wait for the hotel bird to come back and then pay her in cash or we weren't going to be allowed to leave the island!!!! At this point, I would have sold my mother to leave the Azores so we cashed up. The policeman was incredibly understanding, said this kind of behaviour is why the Azores is basically going nowhere fast (he was from the mainland) and gave us the number of the British Consulate or something in the Azores and said we should complain. We followed it all up with the hotel and their main offices in Lisbon or wherever they were and they refused to respond. In the end we just gave up. Please do not stay here. Avoid the Azores altogether if you can. But if you have to come, go to the Hotel Colegio. Looks charming (mind you, a young offenders institution would have looked like the Savoy at that point). It has a really good restaurant (honestly). Of course we found that out on the last night (typical). I think I'd rather chew off my own leg than spend another New Year's Eve like that. Avoid at all costs.
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