I'm afraid ***everything*** is wrong with this hotel....
It bills itself as "3 Star" - I have no idea how or where it could be considered so highly. It's probably more likely to rate 1 or 2 using conventional, well known rating systems.
The Hotel is situated in a very run down, seedy area of the town. As you walk in the décor is - well.... gaudy to say the least - it looks like someone had the idea to throw together some items from a jumble sale - including Christmas Tree lights - and then see how it turns out when you switch them on. The result being - well, it looks like a jumble sale with twinkling lights...
Aside from the main desk staff (1 guy) who was very helpful, the rest of the staff seem to have been forced to work there - they are not in the slightest bit interested in your requests. I even had trouble getting salt at the dining table! There were also 2 to 3 "staff" milling around the reception area, looking for the most part as if they were expecting trouble at any second - I think they call them "bouncers"...? There is also a very unhealthy obsession with your money amongst all of the staff - being constantly reminded that "everything costs money" is hardly going to make my stay a welcome one!
So, on we go to the "accommodation" - I was told that you can actually use the lift without paying (you think I'm joking...?). Stepping out of the lift into total darkness... until you take a few steps forwards and the security lighting blinks on, in front of you. Then, a few more steps and the light goes out - replaced by another a few feet in front of you... exceptionally eerie.
Then there's the "room". A very lose term that - "room". If you term a space with some carpet, a bed, some collapsing furniture and lighting that only responds when it feels like it - then, yes, they have rooms. I was highly amused to see a good old Corby Trouser Press on the wall - and literally laughed out loud when I opened it and the door came off in my hand... Electric cables running out of 4-way extensions crossing the floor to wonky uplighter lamps, grime on grime on grime in the bathroom....... ugh!
Oh - If you like pizzas, they sell pizzas. If you don't like pizzas, then... well, they sell pizzas.
This Hotel is just a "no" on every single level - I would honestly give it zero stars if I could.
Ugh!
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