A dump, but an experience not forgotten.
Upon entry of my "suite" I had to take it upon myself to remove the previous occupants pantaloons which were still hanging in the window, gently swinging in the breeze.
Since it was so hot and having yet again found myself lost trying to locate the establishment, I decided to partake of a refreshing shower. After I entered and proceeded to scrub and whistle, it came as quite suprise to have the entire shower cubicle collapse around me. After delicately removing myself from the absurd scene and having reached for the smelling salts to assist for the onset of shock, I could do little but laugh. Explaining the scenario and requesting reconstruction of my acquazzone to the girly at reception was no easy task I can assure you! I'm sure she had her finger on the button under the desk should security be required for the assisted removal of yet another guest having lost their way in life in her hotel.
It was then professionaly stuck together again with some masking tape. Brilliant!
No sign of a bible but had to remove a pair of stinking shoes from the bedside draw. Bless!
Mattress and bed quite possibly relics from Noah's Ark. Bed bugs moved out years ago.
Pigeons in the piazza got a better breakfast.
Need I go on!
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