We were a bit apprehensive after reading reviews from the last two years - but were pleasantly surprised by what we found. Our room was spacious just as shown on the web site. The hotel is on two parts on either side of a steep gorge, with spacious well tendered grounds and three swimming pools. The main group of visitors were polite, friendly middle aged Germans, Austrians and Finns. There were also a few younger families and other nationalities.

Breakfast was plentiful with a good selection. Buffet evening meal was plentiful and average. The main drawback of the hotel is the long drag up from the town. Courtesy bus times were limited (no late evening, Saturday pm or Sunday) but taxis (3 euros) were plentiful. We hired a car and found it an excellent center for seeing the island.

We did not look for nightlife, but there was none in the hotel and this may reduce its attraction for younger visitors. For everyone else it seemed fine. Lots of good restaurants in town which we enjoyed in the evenings.

Ok were do I start me and my partner went there for a week away for christmas, we booked the hotel over the net and the hotel resembled none of the pictures. Only the lobby looked vaguely familiar.
The place its self is set at the top of a few steep hills, there was cars trying to get up the hill and could only get up by revving it first gear. So it was quite a walk into the town centre if you fancied eating out like we did I would be prepared and I recommended not wearing high heels lol. The towns its self is a great place to be the food is great and quite cheap. There are also a lot of places to visit and a train to Loro parquet which I recommend if you want to see dolphins, sea lions, Penguins etc lol.
Ok back to the hotel it is more for people 65+ to be honest that’s the age range that was there except for a few German couples so we kept well away from the nudist swimming pool as you can imagine. Are room over looked what I can only say looked like a bit of a building site with rubbished in there as well.
The hotel is quite dated.The room was clean and spacious can't complain there. The food was a buffet of all cold meats and cheese for breakfast so great if you love meat ,not so good if you are a fussy eater, so we went into town when we were hungry. The staff in the restaurant where lovely and very quick/helpful unlike at the desk where you had to wait ages for someone to realize you were standing there and were very off with us when we checked out.
The reason why the plantation is so green is because it rains quite a bit in the North compared to the South. We checked out of the hotel after just 3 days and went to another one.The other hotel was in San Miguel in the south it was great and we enjoyed the rest of our holiday.
Do not have any photos developed yet but when i do i will add them.

This "hotel" is more a place where you can stay but at your own risk.

The staff is distant and not willing to make your stay better.

The breakfast buffet is just a big rugby match, where you feel worse after, because the choice is there so you keep on fetching new things and they all taste the same.

The place is so out of town, the closest thing is the motorway.

And THE NOISE is god awful. During the day people talk loudly and in the evening they go out and come back late and first thing in the morning the cleaning staff start moving the furniture around. AAAAGH we havent had a night sleep in a whole week.

The pool is just a dirty small place, without anything for the children as promised on their site.

If you can avoid this place, just do it.

Difficult hotel to find and a bit dated. It would really need a bit of paint and a refurbishment. The staff was helpful, ample parking, clean hotel but far from the beach. This hotel is more geared towards the older generation. When I was there, most of the guests were over 65. Playing cards in the foyer and dancing walse were the night entertainment. After 2 days, I just met a couple of guests under 40. I didn't bother trying the nudist swimming pool on the rooftop...