Small, quiet and friendly. The hotel has around 40 rooms of very good standard, all of them face seaward to a certain extent, if you crane your neck slightly around the corner... We booked through "On the Beach". Tip here, look up hotels and resorts you like in Thomsons or Thomas Cook brochures and then log in to OTB where you will usually find the same holiday a lot cheaper including air fares and transfers which can be a taxi just for you...
Anyway, the Hotel is ably run by the very accommodating Gabriel and his young and friendly staff. Breakfast is a buffet affair, taken in the first floor and very attractive restaurant, with plenty of choice of cereals, bacon, eggs, continental foods toast etc, you simply help yourself. The evening meal, taken almost al fresco, is somewhat different however with a three course multi choice menu. There are some strange titles for dishes which might be a bit lost in translation - cottage cheese pudding (actually very nice slice of a cheesecake with some sweet filling), Grandma's custard, which looked like a bowl of custard with cinnamon topping (didn't try this one but others did and enjoyed it. Beware though, on two nights, some of the main course meals were charged a supplement of 3.50EUR, which I thought a bit unfair considering we were half board. Having said that, the meals were very nicely cooked and presented if a little mean in quantity. the rooms are well appointed and comfortable with a decent size flat screen TV that has BBC1 and 2 and plenty of other foreign channels. The beds are comfortable and we had a good nights sleep every night. The bathroom is of a good size, clean and has a really good shower unit. To the rear of the hotel is a small pool that is in the shade for most of the day and does not get much use. There is also a 4 seater hot tub which is really pleasant. What the small pool lacks in, is amply made up by the beach and sea water cove to the front and side of the hotel. The beach is small, about half the size of a football pitch and has quite a few sun beds (extra charge applies), but there is a lot of space if you just want to lie and sunbathe. The sea water is a inlet, about 100ft wide and half a mile long. It is not directly connected to the sea as the cove bends at the far end which ensures that the water is kept very warm and virtually wave-free. The water is also crystal clear and combined with a very gentle sloping beach means very safe bathing.
Santandria itself consists of the hotel, a diving school next door, a couple of bars/restaurants, two shops and a housing estate. There really is nothing else there and that lends itself to being an exceptionally quiet place. It is certainly not a place for teenagers or single twenty some-things. The next resort down the coast is Cala Blanca, which is slightly more developed but still quiet. Cala n'bosch is the third resort along and resembles everything that is wrong about Blackpool, Skegness or Rhyl. Fine if you like "English" bars and cafes every 5 feet, funfairs, kiss me quick hats and a lot of noise, but that's not what we chose Santandria for. Further up the road and to the North is the very picturesque old town of Cituadella which is very laid back and seemed to be filled with either leather or clothes shops or ethnically orientated hippy palaces that just haven't moved with the times. The town is full of narrow cobbled streets which are so full of charm they are well worth a second visit. Bus services in the area are frequent, cheap and comfortable with the drivers being very helpful to non Spanish speakers.
Would we go back again? Probably yes in a couple of years time. The hotel needs some money spending on it and it would have got a five but for a couple of niggling things. There were fittings in the bathroom that were falling off the walls. Our room had the equivalent of the M1 for ants running up the balcony wall, some of which ended up in the bedroom and on the bed which tended to spoil what was otherwise an extremely enjoyable and relaxing time.
Please don't let that put you off, if you want to relax, safely swim, enjoy a superb coastline in the middle of nowhere and have a really good hotel to base yourselves in, then this is the place for you.
