An extra five pounds to park on an unsupervised and unlocked building site 300 yards away was not a great start. Things went downhill from there. Although I'd booked online prior to my arrival, I was stood at the reception desk for over 20 minutes due to the receptionist having had a "late night" the night before... Her words not mine. When I got in the lift to take me to my room, it stunk of stale beer and had grafitti on all three walls inside the lift.
The first room I was allocated was absolutely disgusting. A rickety old single bed in the corner of a room measuring approx 8ft x 7ft with a window view of a concrete wall. A TV that couldn't be tuned in, and no remote control without going back down to reception and paying a deposit for one. The carpets were thread bare and stained. The furniture was a mish-mash of old and cheap, some of which was nailed shut. No heating was available. The 19th century iron window frame would not shut, leaving a 2-3 inch open gap - even when it was 'closed'. The tea and coffee facilities in the room consisted of a tray inside a set of drawers. A travel kettle with a limescale encrusted element, one small cup and saucer (both cracked), a teaspoon and a sachet (just the one each) of teabag, coffee, milk and sugar.
The towels in the bathroom were slightly less harsh than rubbing your face on sand paper. The toilet tissue was likewise, single-ply, and came supplied on a trade roll so big it had to lie on the floor in the bathroom due to it not fitting on the toilet roll holder. The was basin was cracked and the bath had cigarette ash all around the plug hole. The one drinking recepticle other than the small tea cup previously mentioned, was a white plastic cup in the bathroom. The complimentary soap in the bathroom was the size of a small matchbox and was not in a sealed packet on arrival.
After refusing the first room, I was offered a second one. The only difference being that instead of a view of a concrete wall a few feet from the window, I was looking at a tarred flat roof. The 14" TV did work however, but there was a 3ft circular damp patch on the ceiling over the bed. Speaking of the bed, it was another 3ft wide single bed with one pillow. The floppyness of the pillow only being surpassed by the floppyness of the mattress on the bed. As with the first room there was no heating. The bedding consisted one the one pillow and pillow case (no extras in the wardrobe or cupboards), No mattress cover, one flat bottom sheet, one flat top sheet, and an unquilted 'bedspread' slightly thicker than the sheet. And that was it.
The dining room for breakfast was very dated and dark with several light bulbs missing and wallpaper peeling from the ceiling downwards in several places. During breakfast, two workmen in painters overalls walked through the dining room several times, and went in and out of the kitchen twice.
The "Full English Breakfast" was as described. However it had clearly been cooked at an earlier time, and re-heated in a microwave oven. The sausage had been re-heated so many times it was almost hollow with a rubbery meat substance bonded to the inside of the sausage skin. The egg yolk likewise in the rubbery department.
One last thing... My bathroom window which wouldn't shut had no blind or curtain on it, and was located diagonally opposite a function room on the first floor (where a party was being held, including karioke and DJ, until gone 2am. The first I noticed the lack of blinds or curtains was when I went in the bathroom to spend a penny at about midnight. At which point I found myself standing naked, and looking across at some elderly guest in the function room next door, little more than 5ft away from where my toilet was.
It was a relief to leave this once impressive hotel. It's not so much whether I would recommend this hotel or not, but more a case of me advising anyone NOT to go anywhere near it. It was truly truly awful, and having stayed in some pretty dodgy places in my life - including tented villages and youth hostels, this was without doubt worse than any of them. Oh I was also bitten nine times by something while I slept.
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