Once we finally found the place, tucked away in a dodgy area, we couldn't believe this is what we'd booked. It looked dreadful even from the outside - run down and uncared for. There were no cars in the parking lot and the pavement was cracked, lumpy, and had weeds growing through. We had reserved it online, so decided to go in and check it out - they had our credit card #. The inside was as dilapidated as the outside. We asked to see our room first - we were taken to the basement and shown a shabby room with a lumpy bed, hanging bedding, and mold in the bathroom. We asked to see another room and were informed there were no others, even though we were the only guests, and this being summer, 9:00 p.m.. Upon insisting we would like to view a different room, she said there was one more but the TV didn't work. We looked at it anyway. This one at least was a bit brighter, with a window looking into the buildings behind, but was just as shabby. We politely said we would prefer to go elsewhere. The woman refused to not bill our credit card as we had booked ahead and there was a 24 hr cancellation policy. That was correct but in the interest of PR we had felt it would have been fair to not bill us. We left and found another hotel and paid double that night rather than stay in this place.

The hotel may be located close to town, but it is located in an industrial estate. There is a five-aside-football pitches directly opposite which provide a large source of noise until late at night. There is also a lot of noise from nearby housing estate and pub - loud parties and very bassey music into the night.
The first sign this hotel is a disaster is the unkept garden in the front, and falling apart entrance gates. The front door handle of the hotel main entrance is hanging off.
I was given a room in the basement level. As you go down to the basement level the smell of damn and mould hits you. The room was cold and damp. There was no working radiator, instead an inadequate electric convection heater, it's power rating so low you would need at least 8 to have any hope of heating the room.
The room was filthy. The walls were dirty, the windows hadn't been cleaned in years - though there was little view anyway, the paint was pealing from the walls, and there was mould growing up them. They had painted over some mould that had grown on the ceiling light! There was also holes in the walls, the ceiling cornice was broken in one corner exposing the wall interior. Under the bed I found a used, hash pipe and a lads magazine dating back to Christmas, approx. 8 months old! The carpets were also badly stained, in the areas where they weren't actually bald. There were random unused cabled that had been chopped and left exposed and attached to the wall.
There was no shower curtain, and of the four lights in the bathroom, 3 were not working. The bath was also missing any plug and its overflow was missing its covering exposing sharp ceramics.
Reception is barely ever manned, so it is impossible to talk to anybody. I wouldn't risk eating there, based on the condition of the room. My clothes were damp in the morning from the wetness of the room.
While I had to stay there for a couple of days out of necessity, they failed to change my towels or bedding, or even restock on toilet roll. Truely awful service. I would never stay there again, even if I was paid. Seriously the worst hotel.

We booked for one night to be near the airport on a site called travelstay on which I can't seem to write a review. They have mixed up the picture and description with another hotel so we didn't find what we were expecting ( lounge - beer garden ) but the comments on this site - Bad Bad, Hotel of Horrors - do describe it. The bed seemed clean and was fairly comfortable but the bathroom floor was stained, the shower stall had mildew, the wallpaper was peeling and the tea tray held evidence of the last user. We felt sorry for the fish in the disgustingly dirty tank and the young lady who seemed to be working there alone. She was however helpful in getting the TV to work and she booked a taxi to take us to the airport in the morning. I believe we were the only "guests" and it felt Victorian and quite erie - a lot of padlocks in view. A few things to be aware off - there is a 2.5% charge for using a credit card and breakfast is served between 8-9 am, useless for an early morning flight and we were unable to get a refund for this meal when we discovered this. On the plus side the locals we met were extremely kind to us when they heard where we were staying. Our attempt to walk there from a bus stop ( hard to find ) resulted in receiving a lift from a kind gentleman from whom we asked directions. The Indian restaurant just down the road was excellent - great value - great service. The manager spoke to us on his "table rounds" and at the end of our meal offered us a complimentary drink - one of the servers got a very kind man ( we think he was a bar patron) to drive us back to our "hotel" - we got very sad looks when we told them where we were staying and they seemed concerned with us ( 2 women ) walking back in the dark. When we returned the police were at the door - a routine enquiry, we were told. It should really be re-furbished ( it has great bones and could really be beautiful ) or closed. It seems to have a negative reputation in Paisley. It really should be avoided.

No shampoo, had to ask for hair dryer, paint peeling from walls, stains everywhere, drain didn't seal in bathtub, ceiling LEAKED so I was moved, no hangers in closet, dead bugs on window sill. Need I say more? Spend a little more, do ANYTHING to avoid this hotel! Jan