Take one Victorian public sector building (I can't help but think 'mental asylum’), drop a load of antiques in and, somehow, get a hotel ratings organisation to bestow five stars and you end up with... a five star mental hospital with random antiques. The place still has the depressing, stale, ingrained smells of the municipal use it once hosted and the open pipe work and the tunnel-like corridors are straight from The Shining.
We booked one of their best rooms: ‘Deluxe Suite’ number 6, the Willis Suite. It was huge; it was the kind of multi-room area which a bride would relish whilst preparing for her big day. But she’ll probably look a little tired at the altar, not having slept much the night before. The suite is above the reception, so we had to put up with the phone ringing unanswered all night and lorries delivering from 5am: their tail lifts and screeching up and down when you’re trying to get the best bit of a night’s sleep.
And don’t expect to lay-in a little either. The hotel’s car park is run by Lincoln City Council and the overnight ticket (6pm – 8am; £2.20) means you need to get out there and buy a new day’s ticket promptly. The car park attendants turned up at 08.10 and 08.15 on the two mornings we were there so, whatever you do, don’t think ‘it’ll be alright’.
Maybe the Hotel has done something to help their residents out of this rude holiday awakening? As we checked in, the receptionist did offer us a pass for overnight parking. Same duration, 6pm – 8am, and a bargain at £5.00! Naturally, I declined politely.
It’s worth mentioning the bed in our suite. Absolutely enormous, wider than our Super-Kingsize at home and with good quality memory foam mattress and pillows. Brilliant, eh? Well, it was brilliant until we discovered that this super-sized bed had a regular King Size duvet so, unless you’re sleeping alone, you have no opportunity to make full use of the bed’s size as the duvet doesn’t match it. We actually ended up sleeping in a smaller area than we would at home. Such an own goal when they had spent so much on the expensive bits.
Don’t expect to be offered the five star extras like free wi-fi up front. Try logging on and you’ll be presented with a page demanding payment. You have to go to reception and specifically ask for a 24 hour login account.
Finally, there was little point complaining while we there as the place seems to be run entirely by disinterested children. I certainly did not see one person out of their teens at any point during my two night stay. And I will certainly take AA star-ratings with a massive pinch of salt from now on.
Room Tip: Definitely avoid Room 6: Willis Suite
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22 May 2012
I am very sorry to hear you did not enjoy your stay with us. We do not like to think that any of our guests have not enjoyed their stay.
The building was the nurses quarters for the Lawn's hospital next door, We are now a listed building and so the council are very strict as to the changes we can make. Some of our guests enjoy the quirkiness however we understand it is not to everybody's likeness.
As you are aware the car park is council property however, we do have a number of spaces at the front of the hotel which are charged at £5 per night from when you check in until the time you check out and we also, as far as possible try to let guests leave their cars with us until they are ready to leave Lincoln as we know how difficult parking can be. I am unsure why these options were not explained to you and I have now implemented further training for all receptionists.
Many of our staff are young people however we try to ensure they receive the best possible training, We have recently employed a number of new team members all of whom take part in our three month trial period to ensure we only hire the best!
Again I am very sorry to hear you did not enjoy your stay and I very much wish we had had the chance to make amends whilst you were here, we do have a manager on call at all times who would have been happy to speak to you. I do hope this does not put you off returning to LIncoln at some time in the future.
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