Had to wait ages buzzing at the door & rang the telephone number twice before anyone answered & said he'd let us in. 5 minutes later, he appeared out of the darkness in the hallway & lead us to the "reception." What a weird hotel, like something out of a time warp & loads of nude statues around. there was a strange sweet musty smell & it was really dark, even with lights on. The owner seemed friendly but very nervous & disorganised, not realising we'd booked for 2 nights. He lead us up to the 2nd floor, room with a "sea view." Yes we had a sea view, but the windows were filthy. The bedroom again was very outdated & small. the furnishings left a lot to be desired & none of the bedding matched, also had a weird smell to it which made us question whether or not it was clean. Also the sheet didn't seem to fit the mattress properly as after sitting on the bed for a few minutes to unpack the sheet had started to come away.Bathroom was a good size, although shower was cold & there was no bath plug (my husband went to ask the man for one & after waiting about 15 minutes, went to tell him not to bother & found him sat in the lounge watching tv not looking for a plug at all as promised), so we ended up trying to wash as best we could with running water in the bath! Towels were dirty (luckily we'd brought our own.) There were tea & coffee making facilities but the kettle was so old & took so long to boil I gave up after te 1st attempt at a cuppa. TV in room was again ancient & kept freezing, so we gave up trying to watch anything after a while. The door to our room did not seem safe at all, it was made from really cheap, old flimsy wood & the lock was very stiff.
Breakfast after the first morning was ok, sausages were obviously cheap & would have liked a bit more orange juice. The second night I hardly slept as something was banging upstairs from 4am onwards in the wind (not sure if a window upstairs had been left open) Breakfast that morning was awful, the food tasted like it had been cooked in old fat. We couldn't eat it. I just had toast & my husband went to McDonalds when we went into blackpool later that day. There were signs of there beingan italian restaurant & bar downstairs, there was a menu in the entrance, but this did not seem to be open. however I would not have wished to pay to sit in there eating or drinking for my evening meal!
All in all, the hotel is in quite a good location for the pleasure beach etc & we didn't expect much for £70 between us for 2 nights midweek. We did just want somewhere to sleep for a couple of nights while we did some sighseeing. However, I do think more effort could be made in the cleanliness & effort that they put into running this hotel. & Please rip out those old carpets & tasteless nude statues!!
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