First impressions weren't good - the sticky carpets throughout smelled of stale beer and the furniture was straight out of a care home.
This hotel accepts single-sex groups. Which is fine if it's a gaggle of nuns, but not so good if you have a crowd of lads in the room above, who kept me awake until 3.20am. The walls are paper thin, and I heard every word of their conversation.
The facilities were basic, with a dated TV with no remote, ill-fitting doors, a shower curtain rail which collapsed when I used the shower, and a juke-box in the bar which hadn't been updated since 1987.
I only saw one member of staff during my two days - he checked us into our room in the morning, he was there late the same night, and he served our breakfast. Despite being stressed and tired, he remained hospitable and pleasant. Breakfast is served between 8.30am and 9.30am, and it was evident that it had been cooked earlier and kept hot under heat lamps. The mushrooms were out of a tin! The juice was cheap and pasturised, and it was pretty inedible in all.
With breakfast, our room cost £55. In retrospect I'd go to a Premier Inn or Travelodge for the same price. At least rooms there are clean, have working facilities and have a relaxed check-out time. This weekend was a 7th birthday treat for my son, and I'd wanted to let him experience the traditional Blackpool b&b. After being kept up most of the night because of the noise, I'm sure he too wished we were in a hotel with thicker walls and doors that closed properly.
