We stayed at this 'place' on a romantic trip to Windemere.
First impressions were not good. The check - in / bar was dated and a strange smell lingered.
As we climbed the winding, rickety stairs to our room at the top my first instinct was to run. This would probably explain why the full amount for your stay is taken before you can see the rooms.
We decided to leave our bags and take the '20 minute stroll' down to the lake.........40 minutes later we wrer still 'strolling' although this had actually turned into a brisk walk as it was snowing.
Returning to our tiny attic room later that afternoon, - (I think we had been delaying going back), we discovered our complimentary tray featured such joys as mouldy cups, out of date milk and a kettle that didnt even bear thinking about. Our 'fabulous view of the lakes' was actually someones backyard complete with authentic outdoor toilet and rubbish pile.
As we were going out in the evening we took a short nap. Upon waking my partner hit his head on the sloping roof. Still unable to have a cup of tea, a hot shower would have been great - except the shower didnt work. We couldnt even get any hot water out of the sink.
Checkout was at 10am. we left at 9am just after the congeled greasy mess of breakfast - although we did get to play 'can you identify the food on your plate' as a bonus.