Eventually we pulled up their drive way...a very well concealed drive way with poor signage (certainly at night). The initial appearance of the Bahamas was quite austere and unwelcoming.
We entered the establishment only to find a lack of reception area, receptionist, hotelier or anything by way of a welcome. We had to telephone the Bahamas to try to reach somebody...anybody. Somebody, (possibly John, introductions were lacking) rounded the corner ..stopped dead in his tracks and said 'Oh, I didnt expect to see you there' and continued passed me to the front door. The stay didn't improve much thereafter. We signed in, paid and were shown a local map that he circled 3 places on and then showed us the 'brochure rack'.
We were shown to our room, a large room numbered 7. The room was reasonably decorated, possibly newly decorated but using a budget range. No choice of tea in the complimentary tea tray..no alternative to nescafe coffee...no hot chocolate or mineral water or biscuits. There was no information pack in the room, just a small A5 sized frame next to the toilet detailing some of the hotels policies/services. The bed was hard and actually a twin zipped together which I really isn't ideal unless you are the hotelier. The bathroom had a plumbing problem, the water drained very very slowly from the shower and the toilet had a very unattractive motor attached to it, churning up waste once flushed. A small sign was present on the tile behind and above the tank, asking guests not to deposit sanitary items in the toilet, but NEGLECTED to provide any sanitary disposal bags!
Breakfast, the window of opportunity was a megre 45 mintues, 8.30 to 9.15, hardly relaxing when away on a weekend break. Was it worth the rush down at 9.10? Not really, the greeting was nearly as dull as the breakfast rooms decor. This was only surpassed by the horribly dated bar area and let's not even discuss the lounge. In all honestly it looked like the last senior citizen had recently passed and they were waiting for a charity to come and collect the old furniture.
Cold, unfriendly, unwelcoming, creepy, erie, poor poor poor. The same gentleman couldn't even hold the door open for us as we struggled out with our cases on departure. Avoid this place...infact avoid Torquay...what a tired looking town it is. Babblecombe was much much nicer. For the record, i'm prone to giving good and bad critique, both are important and when I managed a hotel in SW London for 14 years constructive criticism was key to the hotel was were running.
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