Do NOT buy this groupon: I purchased this groupon, and it’s absolutely (in my opinion) false advertising. Who wrote this description? They deserve 10 stars on their over-use of adjectives, shame, shame. They state they are a 4.5 star hotel (Let’s go through the description the advertised below): what they are is a large house around other big homes in a cul-de-sac and they have made it into a 8 room b and b. The staff (or owners?), anyway the 2 people working there are very nice and likable, and Whistler itself is one of the most gorgeous places on the planet, but that does not justify saying this ‘boutique hotel and package’ is worth a $1069 value for 2 nights. The normal rate to book these rooms are around 235 dollars per night (which is over priced in itself), the yoga (again in a tiny room in the house) and breakfast are good, but again, this is not a ‘deal’. After you get there, you pay another 75 - 80 dollars in taxes, bringing your bill to $600 for 2 nights. You could stay at a real hotel, such as the Fairmont Chateau (and I looked it up) for much less during this exact stay we experienced. So, let’s see go through it: (and I’m calling it the ‘house’ from now on, as that is what it is).
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$534 with today's Groupon you receive luxury two-night accommodations, three-course breakfast,
(there is nothing luxurious about this house, the walls are paper thin because they’ve squished so many rooms into the top floor, and the hallways are so hot they could hold hot yoga there if anyone could fit). The breakfast was very good, but you better not be a picky eater (good thing for them, we aren’t), the food was all home made and yummy, but was NOT 3 courses, it was yogurt (parfait one day, with melon the next) and then your meal (french toast one day, eggs the next). No substitutions, no choices, etc. Which again, we were fine with, anyone making me breakfast is fabulous, but huge over-sell on the chef and butler and 3 courses script. It’s a really nice guy who moved here from Australia.
evening and morning yoga classes,
(in a tiny room off the kitchen, the instructors who live elsewhere come to the house to teach. They were superb and wonderful people, but again an oversell)
and an optional nutrition and wellness seminar at Whistler Alpine Chalet Retreat in Whistler, B.C. ($1069 value).
This ‘value’ they place on it is ridiculous. Deepak Chopra was in Whistler at the same time, and you could stay at the Fairmont for less. The issue I have with this is this, if they said : “we have a nice, clean b and b in a cul-de-sac, around families with small kids and wonderful dogs, close to a lake, and you’re okay with being very quiet as we do have several rooms, and it’s worth $300 for 2 nights, so for 50% off, you can stay for $150”, fine. Then it would be worth it. But they completely over promise and under deliver.
Enjoy a two-night's stay at a luxurious 4.5-star European-style eight-room boutique hotel (this is NOT a hotel, its a big house and who gave them the star rating? the golden retriever who walks by?)
West-coast, chalet-inspired bed-and-breakfast-style rooms. Rooms feature heated bathroom floors, Jacuzzi tubs, separate showers, gas fireplaces, reclining high-back chairs, vaulted ceilings, and private balcony (there may be one room that has these features: jacuzzi tub: not, seperate shower: not, fireplace: not, chairs: not, vaulted ceilings: definitely not, balcony: not) The rooms are squished in and small, once I was in the bathroom and the guy in the room next door got a call on his cell and I actually jumped, I thought he was right beside me. Paper thin walls, and they ask you to have lights out at 11 pm as to not disturb other guests. (we were fine with that as we were doing a zen/yoga thing, but typically is it okay to have these restrictions after you pay $300 per night?)
Full complimentary use of steam room and soak in the outdoor hot tub: haha, this one makes me smile. The steam room is a steam shower in a tiny room (again off of the kitchen and dining room, you don’t feel comfortable to go down and use it really) and the outdoor hot tub we debated the new name for. ‘Tepid tub’ is what I’ll go with - we were cold in it and got out completely chilled. We asked if it could be warmed up and were told it wasn’t possible, plus it was likely quite old.
Cable TV, alarm clock, high-quality linens, bath robes, hair-dryer, and much more
Soak in outdoor hot tub and enjoy great views of surrounding trees of surrounding Alta Lake, as well as other amenities
Private butler attends to requests, makes visit stress-free: there is no butler, there were 2 nice people, and typically only one at a time, and they are laid back people and the food is great, but to choose the term butler? come on, now. And private? you eat in the dining area of the House, with the other people (mostly who bought their room on some hotel website and tell you they paid less than $80 dollars. Fantastic.)
Three-course gourmet morning breakfast prepared by on-site chef: again the food was great but not 3 courses. Shame, shame.
Free WiFi throughout, as well as free parking: should be free parking, its a flipping house!!!! in a cul de sac, you don’t pay for parking when you go to your relatives for dinner.
Massage therapist and salon services on site (additional fee)
Includes morning and evening yoga classes, afternoon tea, and wellness and nutrition seminar. Room types selected by first available. Not valid for December 20–January 2, 2011. (there is no afternoon tea, you can make a cup in the kitchen, but again, stop making it sound like something it's not).
Go somewhere else, unless you can book in for less than $100 per night, there are MUCH better places to stay in Whistler.
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15 July 2011
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1.There is absolutely no false advertising. When you are booking a groupon, the first image you see is a picture of the chalet. This is an exact image of what Whistler Alpine Chalet is. Furthermore, when you click on the room descriptions you see images of exactly what your room will look like! We are not self rated! We are rated 4.5 stars by the provincial and federal tourism bodies.
2.The rooms are exactly west-coast style, this is a chalet that is custom built for 8 suites.
3. The following is a definition of Boutique hotel as per Wikipedia ….Boutique Hotel is a term popularized in North America and the United Kingdom to describe intimate, usually luxurious or quirky hotel environments. Boutique hotels differentiate themselves from larger chain/branded hotels and motels by providing personalized accommodation and services / facilities. Sometimes known as "design hotels" or "lifestyle hotels", boutique hotels began appearing in the 1980s in major cities like London, New York, and San Francisco.[1] Typically boutique hotels are furnished in a themed, stylish and/or aspirational manner. They usually are considerably smaller than mainstream hotels, often ranging from 3 to 50 guest rooms. Boutique hotels are always individual and focused on offering their services in a comfortable, intimate, and welcoming setting.
4.The package this guest was on was 2 nights accommodation, 3 course gourmet breakfast, 4 yoga classes and a nutrition and wellness seminar – is baffling that this guest expects all the above for less then $100 a night? So let’s be very clear…2 nights accommodations (all rooms are lovely, exact images are on site- if you could hear your neighbour, are you telling me when you stay in major chain hotel you never hear your neighbours, or people coming off an elevator?, if someone is loud everyone is going to hear them), 4 yoga classes!!! (each class is semi –private…the value of just each yoga class that is private or semi-private is $60 anywhere !!!, nutritional and wellness seminar is done by a certified dietician who sits down and goes through your entire lifestyle, provides you tips and habits on changes that may lead to a better lifestyle and furthermore puts you on a 4 week nutritional plan+ follow up if required- research how much this service is, research this and you will find this service is not less then $250-even $750! The 3 course breakfast for one of the days was Fresh Mixed Berries and Granola Yogurt Parfait, 2 Smoked Salmon Eggs Benedict with Roasted Potatoes and Grilled Tomatoes, Freshly Baked Muffins, Fresh Orange Juice and Freshly Brewed Tea or Coffee… at which hotel or restaurant are you not going to pay at least $30 per person all of the above. Also parking is free!!! We are zoned are a commercial site and therefore should be charging for parking, but we do not.
5.Our location is perfect for guests who want a retreat! We are a 1 min walk to the lake, a lovely stroll or bike ride to the village or a 3 min drive. We would not be a retreat away from the hustle and bustle if we were located in the village itself!
6.Butler Service-first of all the description of a butler can be very varied as a quick search of Wikipeida will confirm, however one common trait within all the descriptions is the attendant entrusted with the care and serving. Our butler (British Term) or Hosts/Concierge Service (European/American Term) are responsible to ensuring that all activities are planned or assisted with, dinner recommendations are given, all aspects of your stay are stress free, your go to person for Whistler. They will arrange your yoga classesses, breakfast times, address any allergies etc..via communicating to chef.
7.For clarification for guests that are checking in we do ask you please keep in mind the following, we do not allow guests to use our private kitchen to prepare your dinner. Strictly due to Health and Safety our kitchen is solely for the use of the chef and staff. We feel we need to make this clear as the above guest was very upset that she could cook a full dinner because restaurants were too expensive in Whistler.
8.As a fyi, Groupon writes all descriptions for every customer…as you can tell from the script their style is their very own. They have a team of experienced writers.
9.Taxes are not fun for anyone, but they need to be paid. Groupons do not include taxes
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