Our unit had two bedrooms--a master suite and smaller bedroom. Both had attached bathrooms. The living room had an attached kitchen and flat screen tv. The entire suite was dirty and unpleasant and overlooked the parking lot. There was a pool of water from the leaking A/C in the guest room and I almost slipped and fell. They never came to fix it. The showerhead intermittently (and unpredictably) spewed freezing and burning water. The toilet smelled moldy and there were curly black hairs everywhere (my husband and I both have straight, light-colored hair, so they were there before we got there). The kitchen had crusty red stains on the floor. They promise wireless internet, but it never worked.
In terms of the area there are no comfortable walking paths--you need a car to get to anywhere of interest. Simpson Bay itself is muddy, dirty and smells like fish and motor oil. Their pool is very small and is not cleaned regularly.
The most egregious thing was that at 7p our second night (and on New Year's Day) they informed us--even though we had a contract--that they were kicking us out of our room the next morning because someone else had reserved it as their timeshare. We disputed with the manager to no avail. I was very ill that morning and we tried to explain it to the management and asked if they could provide me with comfortable arrangements until we got a new room. Ten am the next morning they rudely evacuated us and our belongings and made us wait for 3 hours in the unairconditioned lobby before they could give us a room--and they tried to downgrade us to a 1 bedroom.
My husband and I have traveled widely in North America and have lived in Europe. We have also spent time in North Africa. We have stayed in lodgings in every price range and this was the worst place we have ever stayed at in our 7 years together. The management does not care one bit about your comfort or enjoyment. They are happy to take your dollar (or euro) and ignore your basic needs as a traveler. I have no idea what was paid for this stay because it was a gift for me and my husband. We are grateful for the generosity, but we're debating if we should tell the giver that they have been conned.