After sailing into Martinique, my spouse booked me a room at this hotel which somehow had been rated 4 stars by Expedia. This place is an absolute dump, which I will go into explicit detail in order to try to save someone a night of misery. The first warning sign should have been the elevator which was in need of repair, second the carpet in the corridors and rooms looked filthy, at least 20 years old and contributed to a very musty smell. The paint was peeling off the walls in the bath room, there was a persistent chirping sound coming from some electronic device located outside of but near the room, the beds had mattresses worse than the ones you would find in the cheapest U.S. hotel chain and I could hardly even sit on them let alone sleep. The decor overall was at least 20-30 years old and "weathered" would be a kind description. The safe located in the room was in operable, the phone system had so much static that I could not call to the states. The only thing positive were the ladies at the front desk who were efficient and friendly.
- La Bateliere Hotel
