Written from the perspective of a 31 y.o. single Canadian woman travelling with four adult friends looking to party and have a good time. When reading my review, keep in mind that I’ve travelled all over the world (i.e., backpacking) but this was my first experience at an all-inclusive resort and, based on my experience, I don’t think I will be doing all-inclusive trips again anytime soon. I found myself going off-resort everyday to escape the hordes of Canadian tourists (mostly elderly couples and families). I am the type of traveler who likes to mingle with locals, experience the local culture, and take in the natural beauty. I found that staying at an all-inclusive resort (this one or any other I would assume) did not provide any of those experiences. The only locals we encountered were the resort staff and overly aggressive street vendors and hustlers off-resort and, though there were nice landscapes visible from the resort, it was too noisy and crowded to really enjoy it.
1. Staff: The staff was very friendly and helpful but if you want good bar service you have to keep tipping.
2. Food: The buffet was actually pretty good; always a stocked salad bar and at least 4-6 hot meal options. I found the Jamaican food on resort was not so good but luckily we were in town so it was easy to grab cheap ($3) roti, patties, and curries in town to change things up. In between buffet hours, there was a grill that sold burgers, grilled cheese sandwiches, and hot dogs. So if you get hungry in between meals and up to 2AM you could grab those. It was all pretty good except the hot dogs, the wieners were disgusting. The à la carte restaurants were just okay; not a big improvement over the buffet which was already pretty good. We had a 9PM seating at the La Diva Italian restaurant and it feels like they served us leftovers... it wasn't good. Go earlier if you can. Ask for a table on the terrace. The Caribbean South Beach restaurant on the other hand was quite good and right on the beach! I had snapper in a coconut milk sauce that was amazing. We also tried the Ginger Lily Chinese restaurant which was decent but indoors with too much A/C.
3. Booze: The liquor on the resort wasn't that great... I found it hard on my stomach and was downing Pepto Bismol like crazy. After day 4, we had to go out and buy ‘real’ liquor. Being in town meant that we could buy bottles of Appleton Reserve, Grey Goose vodka and other top-shelf booze (they even sold Crown Royal!) at good prices (under $20) at the supermarket. Don’t buy liquor in souvenir shops, you’ll get ripped off.
4. Night life: My biggest disappointment was the fact that there was virtually no nightlife to speak of. The only action past 11PM was at the Jamaic'n Me Crazy disco where the handful of obnoxious 20 year olds travelling with their parents hung out. There was also the option of going with other resort-goers to Margarita Ville but who wants to go to Jamaica to hang out with a bunch of other tourists? I don’t. I was hoping to go to a real reggae club but it’s not very safe to go in town after dark without a local… Even with a local it can get quite sketchy…
5. Beaches: On cruise ship days (there were cruise ships docked in the marina 3 of the 7 days we were there) the beaches on the resort were over-crowded and the line-ups at the bar were ridiculous. The beaches are man-made. The South beach, which is the largest and nicest (white sand) beach, faces the bay which is basically a big noisy marina… The view consists of jet skis, boats, and cruise ships. The North beach which is not as nice (yellow sand and pebbles) and smaller has a better view and is quieter but I still found it to be noisy. There are other better beaches off-resort but you’ll have to pay for a cab and entry… We didn’t go to these. And what’s the deal with people who ‘reserve’ lounging chairs at 7AM and don’t vacate them the whole day, come on people, let’s share!
6. Ganga: The ganga was pretty good but not as good as what you can get in Canada. DON’T buy it at the airport, it’s garbage. Buy it in town, it’s not hard to find, people will come right up to you and offer (well to guys, not to girls so much). Everyone has it for sale, the trick is getting the good stuff… The hash was potent! I’m not a big fan of hash to start off with but the hash (not the Jamaican gum) gave me the spins. So much so that I nearly fell in the shower twice after smoking a joint; my friend actually did fall in the shower. Very few other people on the resort smoked up. The gazebo is a great place to smoke if no one else is around; otherwise smoke on your balcony. DON’T leave your product lying around in your room, the staff will tell you to hide it. Marijuana is ILLEGAL so be discrete.
7. Shops: A word of advice, bring US currency for on-resort tipping and JA currency for shopping in town as you generally get better deals on food and merchandise in JA dollars. Also, BARGAIN; if they make you a price, offer them half. If they don’t accept right away, walk away and they’ll likely change their minds. There are several open-air markets that sell souvenirs; I strongly recommend to the fenced-in one on the main road just outside the resort which is a ‘no-pressure sales’ market. You will get harassed at the other markets and the merchandise is lower quality.
8. Excursions: The excursions offered by the resort were very expensive (US$60 or more per person). We opted to bargain with the vendors in town and got much better deals on everything (at your own risk, people are very poor so watch your wallet). You MUST go to Dunn's River Falls either with a tour group or by cab (the latter was much cheaper $6/person for a cab and $20/person for park entry). The Bob Marley compound was okay. NOthing too exciting to see there but I'm still glad we went. Instead of a tour we bargained with Don Juan a local hustler on the beach. We gave him $40 the day before to buy beer and water which he brought in a cooler with ice (you can drink in cars there) for the ride. He charged us $25 each for the ride and it cost $20 each to enter the Bob Marley compound. He also took us to visit a marijuana field but I really don't recommend it; we feared for our lives.
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