What can I say!! We booked the Fountain Court Hotel for a function in November. The owners were very keen to have us there and suggested that some improvements would be made to the function room... none had been. We booked a good DJ, suggested by the hotel actually and they provided a buffet. Whilst we were aware that it was not going to be the highest quality venue, it was outstandingly bad! We had a 70's themed party which worked a treat with the dodgy decor, anaemic buffet and fawlty towers atmosphere. My brother ordered me a red wine from the bar, when he pointed out to the barman that he had been given Rose wine the barman just deadpan said, 'best I could do mate!'.... changed it for a bottle of beer in the end! I also bought some cheese to supplement the buffet. When the bought it out they had cut it into massive chunks and shoved it on a doily.... most peculiar. God only knows where the chef was trained. We pretty much booked the hotel out with our friends.... luckily they all have a good sense of humour! I dread to think what sort of nights sleep most of them had! I went back a few days later to pick up a couple of things I had left behind (lost obviously!). I was in utter awe when the receptionist pointed out that she couldn't phone the cleaner of the function room as she only had her mobile number and the reception phone could only call landlines. Apparently she had to borrow the owners mobile to call another mobile number. This is truly and exercise in how NOT to run a business, and it could be a cracking place. Despite all of this... and more... we had a fabulous night with our friends... probably made better by the utter dreadfulness and ineptitude of the hotel. East your heart out Basil Fawlty!!!!
