If you want a cheap mattress and sheets (for a high price) with lizards on the wall and dog poop around the pool and mayonaise on your eggs benedict, you have found the place. Thank goodness we didn't follow the owner's advice and trade in snorkeling on the Barrier Reef to help her make money on a tourist bus to the rainforest. When it costs $50 taxi to stay here in the boondocks, you don't see any of the city and their lack on internet speed or tv channels makes it limited in pleasure.
There is only second floor accomodation and air conditioning only in bedroom. Owner charged more than originally quoted so beware. The owner said she was without a cleaning person and it sure showed in her own home downstairs. I was leary of the lizards falling from the ceiling & walls while I slept but people told me they were harmless. I sure wish she would have told me that. Cairns is not a cheap place to stay but I would never recommend this place unless you like roughing it.
This review is the subjective opinion of a TripAdvisor member and not of TripAdvisor LLC
25 June 2011
Our mattresses are of commercial hotel standard, ie, Sealy Posturepedic . Our sheets are of similar quality, Actil, Sheridan, or Egyptian Cotton which are considered top of the range in Australia.
Just one of our breakfast choices is Eggs Benedict, and I can assure you it has never been served with mayonnaise, we only use Hollandaise. No, its not home made, we just don't have time at a busy breakfast with many other orders, it's an imported French brand.
Truly flabbergasted at the statement that I advised you to trade in a snorkelling trip for a rainforest trip "to make money" , as you might remember, the reef trip you asked me to book by email before your arrival was cancelled due to expected bad weather. ie, wind forecast of 30 plus knots. I was phoned by the reef operator you chose that your trip was cancelled and advised you quickly by email, and did suggest, as an alternative, an inland rainforest trip where weather isn't such an issue . It was unfortunate that you only had only allocated one full day in Cairns and there was no time allowance for a better weather day for reef.
As it eventuated, I did find you a reef trip that was prepared to go out, despite the weather, and drove you to the pick up point. I'm sorry that on your return you discovered some dog poop around the pool area, as indicated on our website we have two small dogs, we obviously do regularly clean up after them, but just sometimes something slips by.
There is absolutely nothing on our website to indicate we are in Cairns city, and answer to original booking enquiry would have also have stated that we are 8km out of city, although Stratford is hardly considered "the boondocks". A taxi from Cairns airport for two people to Lilybank is about $20-$25, this is far less than most local B&B's further out of town.
We have exactly the same wifi speed and TV programming as anywhere else in area, and we have installed satellite TV for our overseas guests so they can keep in touch with news and sports in their own countries.
No, there is not only second floor accommodation, there's a ground floor family room and a separate cottage. As described on website, and all bedrooms are airconditioned. It is very rare in FNQ for an entire house to be airconditioned, and this is an old Queenslander, with high ceilings, louvres, huge verandahs to catch tropical breezes.
Had you read your guests' information sheets in your room you would have been aware that geckoes are a harmless part of life here in the tropics, we have two alternatives to living with them which amount to poisoning them with chemicals , and thereby destroying all other native life, or throwing bleach over them, a cruel and slow death. We choose to live with them, like most residents of the area.
I've searched through my records and cannot find an overcharge on your quote, however if you care to point it out will be happy to refund you the difference. .
Report response as inappropriate
This response is the subjective opinion of the management representative and not of TripAdvisor LLC