This review is just concerned with the restaurant and food not the accommodation in the hotel.
My wife and I decided to have dinner here whilst on a short break in Cumbria, this was based on the 2011 Michelin Guides iPhone Ap. Not too sure how long ago an inspector visited but it must be worth him having another look to up-date the opinion.
A beautiful old house that has been a hotel for forty years, or so they say and it looks as though it has hardly changed in all of them. One has to recognise that an ultra modern look would be totally out of keeping with the character of the house but a good de-clutter and general brightening up would do wonders for the place. The atmosphere is as dark as the decor and one constantly expected an Edwardian gentleman to appear having just dressed for dinner.
The reception was deserted on arrival but one clang on a large ships style bell did produce a response and a friendly one at that. The bar area is perhaps the brightest of the areas we saw and the bar itself was impressive with its brass sheeted front no doubt hell to keep clean.
The menu looked fine and covered most basic centre plates and the wine list very extensive, so extensive it got rather boring before one reached the end.
We settled on a dozen snails and duck two ways to start followed by butterflied salmon with Dublin bay prawn (AKA Langoustine) and pork three ways as the mains and one of us managed a dessert from the trolley of baked cheese cake with poached orange in white wine. The order was taken by the owner, a grand lady of advancing years and aloof attitude.
I defy anyone to mess up heating snails from frozen, they were excellent and from UK grown snails so fresh (well, frozen) rather than the chewy rubber bands one gets from a can. The duck was breast and a half a duck egg, was it smoked? It looked like it could have been. The breast was over cooked and tough and all in all a strange dish.
The salmon was perfectly cooked but the Dublin bay prawn looked rather like an ordinary one, the pork was a bit of a curates egg, good in parts. The loin was perfect, well cooked and moist, the rolled belly was good but the third piece, it looked a bit like a thin slice off a chop, was well over cooked and tough and chewy. The selection of vegetables stated on the menu turned out to be two pieces of pretty dried up duchess potato and a few well under cooked carrot pieces, darkened on the outside, something to do with port but not too sure what or what the purpose was, they were not very palatable. More vegetables were available but at extra cost, quite a large extra cost considering the cost of the mains. Now to the cheesecake, from the rather old fashioned but quite extensive trolley. There is an old saying, there is nothing like a nice cheesecake and this was nothing like a nice cheesecake! It was solid, hard, dry, crumbly and cloying, it stuck to the inside of the mouth, clung to the teeth like a limpet and coated the throat like a damp flannel, mark you the oranges made up for it, they were delicious.
Would we return for a second look, umm not a chance, there are far better and more appealing alternatives in the area, with much better value for money.
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2 July 2011
"Ask not for whom the bell tolls - It tolls for thee"- Hemingway
The quotation which Andrew was greeted when very smartly he answered the "toll" of our bell.
I am very disappointed that you felt Crosby Lodge and myself were faded gentilitty - perhaps a little personal, and a I qualify that our 40th anniversary is in September. Crosby was purchased as a private house by Husband and I when we were both very young - just a little reprimand as to your supposition of my age, Dark decor !!!- not all and sympathetic to Grade11 listed building.
We appreciate that possibly your personal choice would be a rather more modern venue,
our comments book is left on the table by the bar door for reviews - all excellent and personal.
Menu, various questions were asked and all of them answered including details of how the Escargots were prepared- a true apology from myself if you felt I was in anyway aloof - certainly not my style and not intentional. An Omelette Arnold Bennett, queried by yourself, offered but declined.
Our Dessert Trolley is renowned far and wide, and the cheesecake was explained to you that it was "baked". Everything at Crosby is home-made on site and nothing frozen.
The Wine List is compiled, written and supplied by daughter, a Wine Merchant with many years experience, and invited to judge at the International Wine Challenge annually in London.
First time the list has had any criticism - always praised on the quality and support of the well known and smaller Wine Growers.
My personal preference would have been to talk during your visit. Service at Crosby is top priority - our endeavour is to make visits to Crosby a pleasure.
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