So many weird things about this hotel. No place to hang your towel. Or your robe. Or your toiletries. Toilet paper not on a ring mounted to the wall, but almost sitting on the floor. No door handles on the inside of the bathroom or the shower, so doors don't close completely. The silver almost heavy in the hand and... More

The Vine is located above a shopping centre, which takes a bit of getting used to, but good if you need the supermarket. We checked in very quickly and we were shown to our room by Luis, he also explained how the various gadgets worked and other things that you needed to know. He was always helpful throughout the holiday.... More

This Hotel was great but in a lot of cases the "design"of the place replaced the functionality,the cutlery was so well designed it was difficult to use, the wardrobe doors were so well designed that it was difficult to open them, the bath was in the middle of the bedroom with a see-through smoked glass panel so anyone sharing the... More

Designer hotels are like marmite - you either love them or hate them. Despite the fact that the staff were delightful and the hotel ideally situated for seeing the town, the Vine unfortunately fell in the latter category for us. We upgraded to a deluxe sea view room on the top floor and although the room gave an initial impression... More

Stayed here in Mid March and what a fabulous place! I could not fault a thing,the service was impeccable the bedrooms where the ultimate in up to the minute luxury. Fabulous showers,huge beds and slippers left at the side of the bed. Breakfast was excellent with a wide range of choice and the Uva restaurant food was superb.Would highly recommend... More

The Divine is a beautifull designhotel located at the top od Dolce Vita shoppingcentre in centre of Funchal. The reception area, breakfast room and all premises are very nice design so are the rooms. We had a fantastic room overlooking the harbour and with a large bathtub at the end of the room. The service is very good and personal... More

We stayed (me, my wife, our 3 mths old baby) over Easter for 5 nights, holidays. LOCATION: Just a stone throw away from Funchal's city centre with historic buildings, nice cafes and restaurants. It is NOT in the so-called 'hotel quarter' with it's tourist trap restaurants. Hence perfect. We had from our room (south corner on the highest floor) view... More

Just returned from a week holiday at The Vine and it was everything we thought it would be! This is an 'uber chic' cool hotel. The room was very 'designer' with a great big comfy bed, massive walk in shower/wet room and loads of storage. Everything was so clean and pristine. Staff were really helpful and the breakfast buffet was... More

Stylish and modern, this hotel is well placed to walk to many of Funchal's attractions. The staff were excellent, helpful and knowledgeable. Food is of a consistently high standard, and imaginatively presented. Our room was spacious and luxurious with fantastic linen, pillows and robes. Breakfast is delicious. More