Nothing to add to my headline. I staid in many hotels but this food was the worst I have ever seen. Cold... they are cooking big bowls ONCE and put them on the buffet... but there are few guests in october, so the food is on the buffet for hours... veggies was the standard deep-frozen mix of bean, peas, carrots.... More

I got back yesterday from here. We went just for a relaxing break from the kids and work and this hotel is perfect for that if your just looking to sunbathe near the pool or beach and have some nice walks this hotel is perfect. We couldnt of got a better view from our balcony. U can see straight out... More

Just returned from a 7 day AI holiday at the Hotel Real. Holidayed with my husband and elderly parents. Yes there was dirty carpets and some of the bar staff looked like they'd rather not be there, especially Jose (temp staff) who took it upon himself to wave a scissors in front of us 7 hours before we departed just... More

Had a very relaxing stay at the PLAYA REAL. October 2011 The staff were friendly to say this is the end of the season,with abseloutely no complaints whatsoever, mainly agency bar staff like most hotels but still happy in their jobs (or gave that impression) The food was V good Veal joints pork joints for 3 nights, Could always find... More

I booked 6 nights at this hotel two months before my arrival but, for my surprise, when I arrived there, the reception told me they were moving me to another hotel since that one was full, no rooms available. I asked if I had option and they said: NO ! Wait ! I spent a lot of time to look... More

I'm going to keep this short and sweet. This is not The Dorchester on Park Lane and nor does it pretend to be. What it is is an extremely good-value-for-moeny hotel right on the outskirts of Ibiza Town, right on Talamanca beach. Some Trip Advisors have complained of sewerage smells on the beach - this is simply rotting seaweed which... More

Just back from a 10 day stay all inclusive at this hotel. Was unsure reading reviews what we would get, especially as it was our little boys first time abroad (just 3). Got exactly what we paid foir and requested. Nice room on 3rd floor with sea view. Rooms cleaned daily, aircon and a fridge at no extra cost so... More

DO NOT STAY AT THIS HOTEL OK, going to give a list as to why I would recommend nobody to stay at this hotel: 1. Rude Staff – never helpful and always saying “yeah yeah” 2. Dirty bathroom – black hair all over the place 3. When asked the reception rang a completely different car hire place than the one... More

I have, literally, just got back from my holiday at the Hotel Playa Real.. Here are the true facts of this hotel.. Myself and my fiance arrived at the hotel at well after 1am on monday morning. We as greated by Willy behind the reception. He was lovely, offered us a drink and some food. We were pooped so went... More