If you are interested in riding in a dirty, non-air conditioned van with an argumentative, arrogant driver lacking knowledge and time management, this is the company for you.
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If you are interested in riding in a dirty, non-air conditioned van with an argumentative, arrogant driver lacking knowledge and time management, this is the company for you.
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I took the x day trip with Ricardo. I've never seen a guide try so hard to get to know his passengers. I felt super welcome. Great stops, although do know Pena palace is not one of them, but the cool castle we went to was super unique, loved the infinity well. Cabo San rocha great views, guide pointed out...
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We did the X day trip with Rodrigo in a VW Polizei van. Very enthousiastic young local people that will show and tell you far more than the average tour. Plan the tour at the beginning of your Lisboa trip! At the end of your day tour you will receive a lot of tips for visiting, eating en experiencing Lisboa....
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Any visitor to Lisbon -please do this. It was brilliant. Did the X day trip.
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This may not be the right trip for those who prefer air-conditioned comfort and sumptuous seating. But if you want a laid-back and personal experience with irreverent drivers in less than pristine VW transporters, this will be memorable. We did the trip involving Sintra, Cascais, Belém with Miguel who offered helpful tips about what to do, where to eat, what...
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If you have ever gone on a cruise you have probably gone on one of the overpriced tours in a tour bus with 80 other cruisers, your probably looking for something more intimate that will allow you to truly experience the locale. My husband and I took the Pirates cruise tour when we were in Lisbon. We had only one...
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I did both the X-day trip and the King of the Hills tours with We Hate Tourism Tours and both were exceptional!
The king of the hills tour I did with Marta who was really knowledgeable, fun and took us to some great places. I did this tour on Easter Sunday so we had the great advantage of seeing some...
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Enjoyed our tour with "Joanna" (her 2nd week with the tour company) who lives in Lisbon.
7 guests and 1 driver and one "Polizei" van ...LOL.
Nice lunch including fresh buns with meat, wine, olives and great cheese.
Loved the Pastéis de Belém.
Booked on line with no problems, Joanna showed up at cruise ship pier on time and had...
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Our group, including 5 couples from Norway, had a perfect day with the X-trip tour. Miguel and Johanna did their very best - at least- and the group loved the X-trip. We recommend it, if you want a different experience.
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.......particularly if you're arriving by cruise ship and have but one day to experience Lisbon and the surrounding area. Our driver, Ricardo, was wonderful. Nor only did we tour some of the historical sites, but we also got to experience first hand of the local flavor for which Lisbon is famous. By touring with a small group of fellow cruisers,...
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